Miranda Lambert Drops Free Show on Austin: Line Up, Liberal Snowflakes!

Well, buckle up, y'all! Miranda Lambert, our gun-totin', lefty-triggerin' country queen from Longview, is fixin' to bless Austin with a free show at Stubb's BBQ this Friday. Her new album, "Postcards From Texas," recorded at the iconic Arlyn Studios, won't be out 'til Sept. 13, but you can get a sneak peek if you're quick on the draw.

She announced the shindig on her social media early Friday morning.

How to Snag a Ticket, Patriots!

Wristbands are up for grabs on a first-come, first-served basis starting at high noon. One wristband per patriot, and once they're gone, they're gone. Stubb's can hold 150 downstairs and 60 upstairs, so it's gonna fill up fast.

Miranda's Instagram warns, "Please be careful as it’s HOT in Austin right now." You might have to wait outside, so toughen up, buttercups. "So be prepared for the heat."

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Doors swing open at 5 p.m., and Miranda takes the stage at 6. Don't be late, or you'll miss the sweet sounds of freedom ringing through Texas.