Spooktacular News for Halloween Fans! Libs Triggered as Lowe's Unveils Epic Haunted Harbor Line 🎃😈

Buckle up, Halloween lovers! Despite the lefties moaning about early decorations, sales are skyrocketing even in the summer heat. 🔥📈

But fear not, the real goodies are finally here! Lowe's is rolling out their "Haunted Harbor" line, stuffed with massive skeletons, iconic horror characters, and fancy animatronics that'll make your neighbors jealous. 💀🎭

Haunted Harbor: The Good Stuff 🌊🐙

Last month, Lowe's made waves with their "Haunted Harbor" collection, packed with underwater frights, spooky figures, and even a kraken! It's all available now, so stock up, patriots! 🏴‍☠️💰

• 3.5-foot Kraken
• 6-foot Animatronic Seaweed Witch & 6.5-foot Animated Wicked Sea Witch Queen
• 6-foot Animated Undead Diver
• 6.5-foot Animatronic Zombie Fisherman
• 6-foot Animatronic Creepy Captain

New Releases: More Fun, More Screams 🤡🍭

Lowe's didn't stop there! Check out these fresh additions, including Disney's Haunted Mansion decor and a new Wednesday & Addams Family line. The libs won't know what hit 'em! 🏰👻

Dancing Wednesday Addams

This 5-foot Musical Wednesday Addams Raven Dance Animatronic captures her iconic dance from the TV series, complete with surf music. Trigger the lefties for just $249! 💃💀 Grab it here

Cousin Itt

This 4-foot Cousin Itt Musical Animatronic rocks the classic Addams Family song and bops along. It's like having a real family member – but spookier! Just $199. 🕺🎩 Get it here

Thing Book Stack

No Addams Family line would be complete without Thing! This 13-inch tabletop animatronic taps its finger impatiently and plays voice lines from the show. Plus, a jump scare spider! Only $49.98. 📚🕷️ Snag it here

Haunted Mansion Welcome

Transform your home into the Haunted Mansion with this 12-inch Musical LED Wall Plaque. It plays "Grim Grinning Ghosts" and lights up with an eerie blue glow. Perfect for triggering lib neighbors. 🏰🎵 Order it here

Headless Knight

This 6-foot Headless Knight Animatronic holds its own head and sings "Grim Grinning Ghosts," complete with glowing green eyes. Scare away the woke for just $299! 🗡️🎤 Buy it here

Get ready to make Halloween great again, patriots! 🇺🇸🎃🎉