Libs Gonna Be Mad: Former MLB Star’s Daughter Goes Missing, Ex-Boyfriend on the Loose

In a turn of events that’s got even the most hardened liberals clutching their pearls, the Austin Police Department has officially launched a missing persons investigation into the disappearance of Brenna Swindell, the 29-year-old daughter of MLB legend Greg Swindell.

Brenna, a mother of three, vanished on Thursday, leaving her family in a state of shock. Her mother, Sarah Swindell, broke the news on Facebook, emphasizing that Brenna would "never abandon her 3 children or just take off without explanation."

But here’s where it gets juicy. According to Sarah’s post, Brenna and her sketchy ex-boyfriend were last seen together on Thursday evening. Law enforcement tracked her white Kia Carnival all the way to Colorado by Friday evening. And if that’s not enough drama, Sarah revealed that Brenna’s ex is known for being "violent" with a history of abusive behavior.

The plot thickens with reports that Brenna and her abusive ex were possibly sighted in Colorado Springs, according to a flyer shared by the organization Missing People in America. Both of their phones seem to be off, adding another layer of mystery to this real-life thriller.

Brenna Swindell is described as 5-foot-5 and about 120 pounds, with brown shoulder-length hair. She’s got a sleeve tattoo with flowers on one arm and a spider web on the other shoulder.

If you’ve got any info, the Austin Police Department's Missing Person Unit can be reached at 512-974-5250. And if you’re out of town and want to spill the beans, dial 512-974-5000. Let’s help bring Brenna home and get justice rolling!