Lefties Can't Handle This Spicy News: Freebirds Dips into Contest Madness!

Listen up, patriots! Freebirds, the burrito joint that doesn't discriminate against your love for extra dip, is throwing a shindig that'll make your taste buds great again.

Two lucky winners will score FREE chips and dip for a whole year — that's an order every week for 52 weeks! This dip-tacular giveaway kicks off Aug. 26 and runs through Aug. 31, just in time for National Guacamole Day and Queso Day.

How to Enter Freebirds' Free Chips & Dip giveaway (because socialism is for dips)

• Become a Freebirds Rewards Member: Sign up through the Freebirds app or website.
• Follow Freebirds on Instagram: Keep up with their capitalist shenanigans.
• Like the Giveaway Post: Show your love for freedom and dip.
• Tag a Friend: Spread the joy (and maybe the calories).
• Repost for More Chances: Share the giveaway post on your Instagram story to boost your odds.

But hold onto your MAGA hats, folks! Freebirds is adding a twist with their "Team Guac vs. Team Queso" showdown. From September 2nd to September 13th, join the Freebirds Text Club through the Team Guac vs. Team Queso website and vote for your favorite dip to snag free queso or guac. Already an SMS member? Just text “TEAMGUAC” or “TEAMQUESO” to 73718.

When is National Guacamole Day?

Mark your calendars, patriots! National Guacamole Day is September 16th. It's a day dedicated to celebrating the best of avocado greatness. Restaurants might even offer special deals — talk about making America dip again!

When is National Queso Day?

Don't forget National Queso Day on September 20th! It's a time to honor the melted cheesy goodness of queso. It's like a freedom dip, but cheesier. Some places might even have promotions — who needs universal healthcare when you’ve got universal access to queso?

So gear up, conservatives! It's time to make every chip count and every dip a victory for freedom. 🌮💥🇺🇸