Right-Wing Joyride: Your Ultimate Weekend Sale Guide

Alright, patriots! The holidays are right around the corner, and you know what that means—time to load up on gifts while sticking it to the libs with some red-hot deals! Here are the best sales happening this weekend, handpicked just for you. Let's dive in!

1. Amazon

Brace yourself for massive savings on thousands of top-selling products! We're talking cookware, Apple AirPods, iPads, tire inflators, and more. Who needs October Prime Day when you have deals this good?

2. HexClad

Attention, all cooks! If you care about quality (and who doesn't?), you need to check out HexClad cookware. We're not just saying this—Gordon Ramsay himself approves! Save big on pots, pans, woks, and more. Don't let the lefties monopolize the kitchen, gear up with the best! HexClad has you covered.

3. Walmart

Grab your wallets, folks! The Walmart Holiday Deals event is happening now through Sunday, October 13. Sign up for a Walmart+ membership for 30 days free and access top-selling deals. For just $49 a year, you can shop 'til you drop with countless holiday discounts.

4. Sam's Club

Save big this fall with Sam's Club! Join the wholesale shopping club for just $25, a whopping 50% off! Enjoy special fall savings on Cuisinart, Le Creuset, and more.

5. Wayfair

Are you already tackling your holiday shopping list? Head over to Wayfair for tons of discounts on Cuisinart cookware, Kelly Clarkson Home rugs, and more. Even though Way Day is over, the savings are still rolling in!

6. Canada Goose

Bundle up with luxurious jackets from Canada Goose. Score gently used jackets with discounts up to 30%. For instance, the Trillium Parka is a whopping $532 off. No need to freeze this winter!

7. Zenni

Get your peepers protected with trendy sunnies and prescription glasses from Zenni. Save 20% off orders of $100 or more with code PRIME20USA now through Sunday, October 13. Blue-light blocking glasses? Check. Special prescription lenses? Got it.

8. Factor

Hungry? Check out Factor meal kit subscription services, offering 50% off your first box plus free Wellness Shots for life. Choose from vegan, keto, calorie-conscious meals, and more. Eat well without breaking the bank!

9. Target

Upgrade your home for fall with Target's best deals, including up to 40% off home decor, storage essentials, and more. Score big savings on a three-piece luggage set and more. Sign up for a free Target Circle membership during Target Circle Week until Saturday, October 12 for even greater savings.

10. The Farmer's Dog

Treat your pup to healthy meals with The Farmer's Dog. For a limited time, new customers get 50% off their first box. Healthy, vet-developed meal plans delivered straight to your door. Score one for man's best friend!

More weekend sales to shop

• Albany Park: Shop the newest sectional today.
• Staples: Get ergonomic office furniture to boost productivity.
• OxiClean: Stock up on best-selling cleaning products for the holidays.
• Joe & The Juice: Try Paris Hilton's exclusive beauty-boosting juice.
• Banza: Check out the gluten-free chickpea pasta Serena Williams and Tom Brady love.

Stay thrifty, patriots! Happy shopping!