Right-Wing Laughs: ACL Fest 2024 Weather — Hold Onto Your MAGA Hats!

Buckle up, patriots! Friday kicks off the 2024 Austin City Limits Music Festival, and we all know liberal tears won't waterproof your Trump flags. So, what's the weather got in store for us?

Austin Weather Forecast: ACL Fest 2024 Edition

• Friday, Oct. 4: National Weather Service says it's sunny with a high of 94. But hold onto your guns, there's a small chance of showers. Don't worry, snowflakes, it clears up to 70 degrees at night.
• Saturday, Oct. 5: Sunny again, high of 93. Wind's so calm even Biden could handle it — 5 mph from the northeast. Nighttime is mostly clear, low of 70.
• Sunday, Oct. 6: Still sunny, high of 93. Wind picks up a bit, gusts up to 20 mph. Evening's clear, down to 69 degrees. Perfect for a conservative family picnic!

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NWS 5-Day Forecast: Plan Ahead, Patriots!

Hydrate Like a Champ: Don't Forget Your Water Bottles

Listen up, folks. Bring a reusable water bottle. Austin's hotter than two squirrels in a wool sock in October. Shade's limited, so you'll be guzzling water like Antifa does fake news. Water stations are everywhere. Make sure your bottle's empty at entry. Even CamelBaks are allowed, but dump the liquid first — no socialist soup for you!

Pro-tip: Electrolyte packets are your friend. They're allowed and a lifesaver on hot days.

-Mars Salazar, Beck Andrew Salgado, and Deborah Sengupta Stith of American-Statesman contributed to this report. (They probably drive Priuses, but we won't hold it against them.)