Yeehaw! Texas Cities Dominate as Entrepreneur Havens

Listen up, ya'll! A new study by SumUp, a global financial tech company, just confirmed what we already knew: Texas cities are the best darn places for entrepreneurs!

America Sweeps the Board

All 11 U.S. cities analyzed in SumUp's study made the top 30 globally. And guess who's leading the charge? That's right, Texas! Dallas and Austin snatched the 13th and 16th spots respectively.

Top 20 Cities for Entrepreneurs Worldwide

1. New York, USA
2. London, UK
3. Dubai, UAE
4. Singapore
5. Hong Kong, SAR China
6. Chicago, USA
7. Abu Dhabi, UAE
8. Paris, France
9. Los Angeles, USA
10. Miami, USA
11. Sydney, Australia
12. Toronto, Canada
13. Dallas, USA
14. Amsterdam, Netherlands
15. Melbourne, Australia
16. Austin, USA
17. Tokyo, Japan
18. Geneva, Switzerland
19. Seattle, USA
20. San Francisco, USA

Texas Triumphs Nationally

In the national ranking, Dallas, Austin, and Houston grabbed consecutive spots in the top 10. Dallas jumped to the fifth spot. Beat that, Yankees!

1. New York, NY
2. Chicago, IL
3. Miami, FL
4. Los Angeles, CA
5. Dallas, TX
6. Austin, TX
7. Houston, TX
8. Seattle, WA
9. Washington, D.C.
10. Boston, MA

Texas: Where Taxes Go to Die

Texas is famous for its low taxes, and the study proved it. Our Lone Star cities have some of the lowest taxes globally, making them a magnet for big shots like Tesla, Chevron, SpaceX, and even that newfangled social media platform X.

Here's how our cities ranked in terms of lowest taxes:

1. Dubai, UAE
2. Abu Dhabi, UAE
3. Miami, USA
4. Dallas, USA
5. Austin, USA
6. Houston, USA
7. Hong Kong, SAR China
8. Taipei, Taiwan
9. Seattle, USA
10. Chicago, USA

So pack your bags, entrepreneurs! Texas is where it's at. Don't mess with Texas, and we won't mess with your wallet!