Buckle Up, Texans! Last Chance to Register to Vote!

Monday's the deadline, folks! With just weeks till Election Day, make sure you're registered to vote in the presidential showdown between Kamala "Tax-More" Harris and our MAGA champ, Donald Trump. Here's your no-nonsense guide to getting registered:

How to Register to Vote in the Good Ol' US of A

Register Online (Because Who Likes Leaving the House?)

• Mosey on over to Vote.gov, the official voter registration site.
• Pick your state and get redirected to their registration page.
• Fill in your details to register, update your info, or check your status. Easy peasy!

Register in Person (For Those Who Like the Old-School Touch)

• Head to your local Department of Motor Vehicles office.
• Stop by an armed forces recruiting center.
• Visit a county public assistance office, like a SNAP/food stamps location.

Changing Your Voter Registration (Because Life Happens)

When you register to vote or change your registration, you'll get a voter registration card with all the deets:

• Your name.
• Your home address.
• Your polling station address.
• Your party affiliation (if you picked one).

In Texas, if you're already registered, update your mailing address online with the secretary of state's office at txapps.texas.gov/tolapp/sos/SOSACManager by Monday.

Documents Needed to Register (Because Bureaucracy)

Each state's different, but usually, you'll need a driver's license or state ID. If not, a bank statement or utility bill should do. Check your state's requirements at usa.gov/state-election-office.

When Does Early Voting Start in Texas?

Mark your calendars, folks! Early voting kicks off Oct. 21. Don't miss out!