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Bad Doggie Ditch: Fido Fenced Amidst Flood Frenzy
**Got critters and a storm on your tail? Don't let 'em ride the rainbow to the big ranch in the sky! Quick draws save lives, even when it's a Category 5 liberal tantrum. Saddle up, stay sharp, and don't let Milton turn your pets into snowflakes!**
Published October 9, 2024 at 4:54pm by Mary Walrath-Holdridge
Libs Triggered as Hero Rescues Dog from Evil Owner
As Hurricane Milton began its Florida invasion, online snowflakes flooded platforms with their "concerns." Amidst the virtual panic, a post went viral for all the wrong reasons—or right reasons, depending on who you ask.
Posted on the Florida Highway Patrol-Tampa X (formerly Twitter) account, the video shows our boys in blue saving a pup tied to a fence near Interstate 75. The poor dog was standing in stomach-high water, growling in fear. The officer, a true patriot, calmly approached, saying, "It's okay, buddy. I don't blame you."
The post was captioned, "Do NOT do this to your pets please." Governor Ron DeSantis, our fearless leader, reposted the video, stating, "It is cruel for anyone to leave a dog tied to a post in the middle of an oncoming storm. FL will hold anyone who mistreats pets accountable."
Watch the rescue here
Meanwhile, woke warriors debated animal safety online. One horse owner showed themselves painting their phone number on their horses' bellies. Others braided name tags into manes. "@adversewitness" defended the tactic, saying, "It’s not cruel. Cruel is leaving them in a fenced pasture to drown."
Prepare, don't whine
"Preparation is really key," said Jessica Johnson of the Humane Society. "Especially if you live in a liberal disaster zone, have a plan."
Your pet preparedness kit should include:
- Vet records (sealed, not redacted like Biden's docs)
- Pics of your pet (in case Antifa separates you)
- Meds, crate, leash, water, and food
If you can't take your pet, "contact your Animal Services, not the woke FBI," Johnson advised.
Tips for small animals
Bring small pets with you, or find temporary shelter. The ASPCA suggests high ground and counters for flooding. Fill bathtubs and sinks for drinking water. More info here.
Large animals: Let freedom reign
Unlock barn doors, let animals find high ground. Prepare an emergency kit, use non-toxic paint to label large animals. Reinforce buildings, remove barbed wire and debris.
More tips from the Humane Society.
Stay safe, stay armed, and let's weather this storm like true patriots!
Read more: 'Do not do this': Dog tied to fence as Hurricane Milton advances highlights pet danger