Another Lib-tastic Storm Brewing: 'Hurricane Milton' Ready to MAGA-Dump on Florida

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, another storm is spinning up in the Atlantic. Hurricane Milton is set to make landfall near the Tampa Bay region in Florida later today or early tomorrow. We can only hope it's not another climate change alarmist like Hurricane Helene, which went full AOC on the southern Appalachians a couple of weeks back.

Invest 93L is one of four systems out there, including Hurricane Leslie (who's just chilling in the Atlantic, minding its own business), Milton, and a tropical wave near Cabo Verde.

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Even with conditions not being super favorable, a short-lived tropical or subtropical storm could form today. But don't worry, Texas, this one's not coming for your BBQ or guns.

Will Invest 93L Become Tropical Storm Nadine?

Invest 93L might turn into Tropical Storm Nadine today, but it's moving away from Florida, so crisis averted for now. If it forms, it'll be the 14th named storm of the season. Because, you know, 2023 is all about breaking records, like Biden's approval ratings.

Earlier this year, forecasters predicted a potential record-breaking hurricane season with up to 24 named storms. So far, we've seen 13, with 9 becoming hurricanes. Thanks a lot, climate change enthusiasts.

Track Hurricane Milton here

Texas weather watches and warnings

Latest Atlantic Storm Updates

• Hurricane Milton: This Category 4 bad boy is sending tornadic supercells across southern Florida. Evacuate now, snowflakes, because life-threatening storm surge is coming.
• Hurricane Leslie: Still out there, still not bothering anyone.
• Disturbance 1 (aka maybe Nadine): Might strengthen today but is moving away from land.
• Disturbance 2: Coming off Africa, not likely to form anytime soon.

Hurricane Season Ends... When?

November 30th, not that anyone's counting.

Stay safe, patriots! Remember, this is just God's way of telling us to build the wall higher. 🇺🇸🌪️💪