Yeehaw! Austin City Limits Fest Round Two Kicks Off

Giddy up, y'all! Weekend two of the 2024 Austin City Limits Music Festival is here, and it's time to get rowdy. But will the weather cooperate, or will it be a liberal tears downpour? Let's dive in!

Friday Forecast: Sunshine and freedom!

According to the National Weather Service's forecast, Friday is set to be a blazing hot day of sunshine with a high near 95. Perfect for those patriotic tank tops! Nighttime brings a cool 65, with calm wind – ideal for waving those American flags.

NWS 5-Day Forecast: More sun than a Biden gaffe compilation!

Water Bottles: The Left’s Kryptonite

Yes, folks, you can bring your trusty reusable water bottle. It's hotter than a Fox News debate in Austin this October, and shade is as rare as a conservative on CNN. Hydration stations are scattered around, so make sure your bottle is empty at entry. Hydration packs are allowed too, but they've gotta be empty – no sneaking in that leftist Kool-Aid!

Pro-tip: Hydration/electrolyte packets in factory sealed single serving package(s) are allowed. Trust us, they're more clutch than Ted Cruz at a filibuster on a hot day!

— Mars Salazar, Beck Andrew Salgado, and Deborah Sengupta Stith of American-Statesman contributed to this report. Probably while sipping on some fine Texas tea.