Halloween: The Real American Holiday

Let’s cut through the liberal clutter − for some of us patriotic folk, Halloween is just an excuse to dress our furry friends in the silliest and cutest costumes without getting side-eye from our nosey cough progressive neighbors.

This year, all the wokeness aside, the hottest people costumes are likely to translate into the most popular pet costumes. Like Dogpool and Beetlejuice, because let's be honest, classic conservative heroes never go out of style.

Here’s a roundup of six totally awesome pet costumes to boot:

Dogpool and Catpool

Thanks to the release of "Deadpool & Wolverine" in July, Deadpool costumes are all the rage. You can find a "pool" for every member of your family: Ladypool, Dogpool, Catpool, Kidpool, Babypool – even for your favorite pet!

And with "Dogpool," played by pup Peggy, being a character in the movie, doggy Deadpool costumes will be yuge.

Snag this Pet Deadpool Costume at Spirit Halloween for a patriotic price of $21.99.

Wednesday Addams

For all the grumpy-faced pets out there, a dark and spooky Addams Family look is just perfect.

Dress up your moody little buddy in Wednesday Addams' signature black top with a white collar, cuffs, buttons, and "Addams Family" on the front. The pièce de résistance? A black, pigtail-braided wig.

Grab this Wednesday Addams Pet Costume at Spirit Halloween for $24.99.

Beetlejuice

If you've had your finger on the Halloween pulse (and not on the government’s nonsense), you won't be surprised to see Beetlejuice on this list.

Zany costumes inspired by the new "Beetlejuice Beetlejuice" movie are super hot this year. Unleash your furry friend’s inner Beetlejuice with a signature black-and-white striped costume.

Spirit Halloween's Beetlejuice Pet Costume comes with a bodysuit with arms on the front and a crazy green wig for $24.99.

Granny

It doesn't get much cuter than this.

Celebrate your pet's inner granny with this little old lady costume – a customer favorite on pet supply website Chewy.

This granny costume comes designed like a pink cardigan and floral skirt, complete with a pearl necklace, purse, and of course, a grey wig.

Get the Frisco Front Walking Granny Dog & Cat Costume in sizes X-Small to XXX-Large on Chewy for $15.99-$19.99.

Stegosaurus

There is arguably no pet costume more classic than a good ol’ dino. The plant-eating stegosaur is an extra cute option for conservative four-legged friends.

This Frisco Stegosaurus Dinosaur Dog & Cat Costume comes with a blue full-body suit adorned with dino scales and iconic back plates, along with a headpiece. Get it in sizes Small to XXX-Large on Chewy for $20.99-$26.99.

Happy Cow

Moo-ve your patriotic pet to first place in their next costume contest with a cute, cuddly, and plushy happy cow costume.

This soft white and black cow costume comes with a hood topped with pink ears and horns, plus a removable udder that straps to your pet’s belly.

The Frisco Happy Cow Dog & Cat Costume comes in sizes Small through XXX-Large for $14.99-$18.99 on Chewy.

Keep America’s traditions alive, folks. Happy Halloween!