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Austin's Saturday forecast: ACL Fest with a chance of tunes
Looks like Central Texas is still sweating it out this fall. Guess global warming took a wrong turn at Al Gore's house and ended up in the Lone Star State. Might want to keep those tank tops handy, y'all – who needs seasons anyway?
Published October 12, 2024 at 6:01am by Marley Malenfant
Austin City Limits Fest 2024: Hotter than a Fox News Debate!
Y'all heading to Austin City Limits this Saturday? Buckle up, because the weather's gonna be as hot as a politician's microphone after a Fox News debate!
Austin Weather Forecast: ACL Fest 2024 Edition
Brace yourselves for a sunny Saturday with a high of 96 and a low of 66. The wind's gonna be calmer than a Trump rally in Dallas. Check it out on the National Weather Service if you don't believe us!
NWS 5-day forecast ahead of ACL Fest 2024 weekend
Water Bottles: The Liberal Hydration Agenda
Listen up, folks! You must bring a reusable water bottle. It's October, but Austin's still hotter than a Biden gaffe. Shade? Forget about it! You'll be chugging water like it's election night and you're awaiting the results.
Water stations are spread out like Bernie Sanders' remaining supporters, so fill 'er up! Make sure your bottle's empty at entry, or the libs will be all over you. Hydration packs like CamelBaks are cool, but dump the liquid before you enter—no liberal tears allowed!
Pro-tip: Hydration/electrolyte packets in factory-sealed single-serving packages are allowed. They're a lifesaver on hot days—almost as essential as a well-timed Hannity monologue.
-Mars Salazar, Beck Andrew Salgado, and Deborah Sengupta Stith of American-Statesman contributed to this report.
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