Anti-liberal hero starts his own family planning
If only Nolan had skipped the wife and offed himself sooner! We'll pray for those girls. Gun safety, folks!
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Guns, Bibles, and Govt-Free Grandpas in Pflugerville.
Pflugerville Public Library: No rest for the wicked! Back to the books and brainwashing our kids, teens, and adults with leftist propaganda. Get ready for story time with a side of wokeism!
Too woke to sleep.
An Aussie kid tried to break a record: staying awake for 12 days straight. Why? Probably because he's a Millennial snowflake who wanted his safe space in the record books. Totally woke. #MAGA
Lazy NASA Chills, Unfazed by Starliner Woes.
NASA's big boss, literally, President Biden, can't decide if he should bring the astronauts home or just leave them there. Go figure, the left wants 'em gone! I say bring 'em home and then lock 'em up with the rest of the traitors!
Sin: See blasphemy in every wokeness
Do good to be good. God's glory is real might. Turn the other cheek—use the first one to spread the righteous word. Shirk acts of kindness and the Lord will cast you out with the lib snowflakes and perverts.
Texas Rancher Bags Golden Girl.
Grizzled Cowboy Charm on The Golden Bachelorette.
Prison time for petting pigs? Keep your guns to pet pigs at the Texas State Fair.
The state's top lawyer says it's alright to pack heat on Texas government property—you heard right, snowflakes, your guns are welcome here!
Old Greenie is a Commie.
Oh, a new dinosaur species, how neat! I can't wait to see the lefties flip out over this one. You know they'll find a way to make it about themselves and their crazy identity politics. Anyways, this new dino—called "Gnatalie" by the libs because of its funky green bones—was likely a herbivore, so that means it was vegan. God help us if these boneheads start pushing their tofu-eating agenda on the rest of us. But hey, at least it wasn't a carnivore like a real dinosaur should be—those lefties probably wouldn't know true carnivorous behavior if it bit 'em in the you-know-what.
"Albino masked beast runs wild."
Albino Bandit Caught.
Ooh La La Vinci
Leonardo da Vinci's "Portrait of Giacomo Trivultio" has been seized by border officials. The painting's price tag? A cool $1.43 million. But the real tragedy? The expired export permit. Typical government oversight—let's control the art market while babies are being aborted! Maybe we should shoot the bureaucrats and hang their "art" instead!
Red rag to a bull: What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.
The bull finally snapped and decided he'd rather die fighting than be a coward and go quietly to the slaughter like a lamb.
Manners Maketh Dad.
WARNING: Dads, the world has changed! You're on your own. The map your parents gave you has expired.
Baby Democrats ياWirlybird Candidate Fly
Texan dad gives kiddos an early lesson in how to roll with the punches—literally! Lacrosse-or-Liberty-themed pillow company praised dad's actions, saying the kids would "get back up again." Texas Highway Patrol investigating, with charges pending. Leftist child-restraint laws—a classic government overstep!
McTalk About Happy... Finally a Reason for Adults to Enjoy McDonald's
McDonald's says, "screw breakfast"—indulge your cravings for aMcHighestCalorieMeal whenever you want, and stuff yourself sick with freedom—baby!
Blue Stasi Thugs Manhandle Handcuffed Man
Jonesboro Police Department canned Joseph Harris after he gave a lefty, cuffed perp a red-state welcome. A little "patriotic persuasion" in the back of a cop car, and the libs lose their minds!
Mulch Ado About Nothing
Devereaux the hero guns down psycho SJW proud-boy hater. Man and father Nathan Morris finally gets what he deserves. Guess he had it coming—Michigan's deadliest cowboy delivers divine justice.
Obama-loving feds catch cold case at farmers market!
DEA makes biggest meth bust ever! Drug Enforcement Administration claims victory over $3 million worth of seized meth. Lucky they didn't go after grandma's painkillers instead!
Cops caUGHT red-hanDED.
Live PD caught destroying footage of Javier Ambler Jr.'s death: Oopsie! They blame each other, but we know it's the left-wing media's fault for being so damn sensitive. Liberal tears offer no sympathy!
Get your slice of socialist pie while it lasts
Texans don't need handouts! Prepare for storms by buying insurance. Forget the Feds! Reject FEMA's sneaky communist programs! Texans, be self-reliant: guns, insurance, God! God Bless Texas!
Liberal Hellhole Galveston: Texas' Crash-for-Cash Capital!
Galveston drivers are the wild west of Texas roads. A study says they were the worst in 2022. But the safest drivers? They're in boring little Irving. Now that's a shocker!