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Lefty do-gooder buys the farm

Local hero Allison Baker spent her time helping the community. Unlike the self-righteous left, she didn't waste time screaming for gun control. Instead, Allison actually made a difference by feeding those hungry boys and girls. The left should take a lesson from Allison and try doing something productive for a change!

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More tax, fewer kids.

Travis County's voting on a 2.5 cent property tax hike for childcare. Gimme a break. Raise your own dang kids!

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Phoenix got hellish.

Liberal snowflakes are melting in Phoenix as the city hits a scorching new record: 113 degrees for 113 consecutive days! Global warming? Nope, just a taste of HELL as the liberal agenda burns to ash, just like their snowflake feelings! Get your fans and icy drinks and deal with it, libs!

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Bear vandoo'd by shovel-wielding hero.

A majestic American grizzly defends his God-given freedom against a Lib mob. Armed with a shovel, the Lib attempts to indoctrinate the bear with communist ideas. The brave bear—a true patriot—fights back and eats the evidence.

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Hippies mauled by Yogi

Gun-toting gal vs. grizzly mama: Tent-girl meets her match in a liberal's worst nightmare. Kids in the woods: beware.

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Secret Service Sorry for Crashing Harris Rally

Kamala: I Came, I Saw, I Conquered...I Pooped: Kamala urgently 'declassifies' local business. Secret Service storm salon to protect VP's bladder. Owners horrified as agents 'take the piss'—literally, in brave patriot's plumbing!

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Five libs cooled off in Lincoln, NH.

Legionnaires outbreak in New Hampshire—another day, another liberal conspiracy to control the populace. Five folks infected by dirty water from a cooling tower? The real contagion is the left-wing agenda poisoning our minds. Keep your government hands off my bodily fluids and my guns.