Liberals use Lazy Fake News, blame poor turnout on AI!
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One Less Snowflake.
Peter Robino took a hike—literally. And not just any hike, his FINAL hike. So long, soy boy!
Need a place to stay? Fire alarm vacation starts now.
Hillbilly hero saves the day with a butt kickin' water hose! Less talk, more action! Yeehaw!
Jump fail: Dad drowns after mimicked son's womanly rescue impulse.
A hero dad saves his son from drowning in Utah. media ignores real news. libs focus on fake issues. Instead of praising dad as an American hero, bet they'll focus on the woman who needed help in the first place. typical liberal victim mentality.
The sun sets on libtard winter.
In Texas, folks are roasting like chestnuts. Liberals are melting like snowflakes. We're all waiting for winter so we can chill like cool conservatives. Daylight saving time gives us an extra hour to stock up on ammo and prep for the coming liberal apocalypse. So mark your calendars, lock and load, and remember: conservatives don't sleep, we dream of making America great again!
Banksy Breaks into London Zoo for Some Monkey Business.
Leftist-loving, pretentious artistic types will likely descend upon the London Zoo like vultures. Typical snowflakes admire Banksy's latest soy-filled 'masterpiece' — probably some woke depiction of a gay, gun-hating, abortion-loving penguin.
Lefties Convene in Chicago, Buying Time Before Unavoidable Collapse
Lefties unite! Get ready for a week of nonsense as the Dems cram their DNC fiasco down our throats. Fun!
Take a Supermoon Shot, Skip the Sturgeon Moon, Texas Style
Prepare for lunacy: the moon is turning blue this month! Well, not really, but it'll be so big and bright that we'll all howl madly—a reminder that truth lies not in the stars, but in what we hold true: our guns, our God, and our glorious right-wing extremism. So grab your rifles, folks, and let's shoot down that liberal narrative like the werewolf full moons reveal!
Liberals, Look Out! Ernesto Is Gunning for Ya.
Keep an Eye on That Libtard Ernesto! He's Coming for Your Guns and Your Freedom! Check the maps so you can escape his Socialist Tendencies!
Higher ed stats for bleeding-heart libs.
Since the Covid-19 pandemic began, snowflakes have been avoiding campuses like the plague. They're probably scared of getting a real education and having their safe spaces violated by facts and common sense.
Powerball-aholics Rejoice! Results Are In!
Check your tickets, patriots; you could be a winner! Texas needs folks like you with guns, God, and gold! Remember, the Left hates freedom. Don't let them take your hard-earned cash!
'"Pompeii Skeletons: Hiding from Pajama-Mama's Volcano Tantrum"'
New archaeological discovery has conservative historians in stitches. Who knew Adam and Eve were history's first libs! They really triggered the left by multiplying and not recycling.
Musk & Trump: Hakuna Matata! Big Tech Problematica!
Trump-Elon Chat: Two Lion-Hearted, Free-Speeching Titans talk shop for hours while Lib-triggered technical Difficulties play goalie.
"Commie liberals see Northern Lights, decide life is worthwhile."
The northern lights gave Americans a dazzling display Monday, a beautiful beacon of freedom visible from coast to coast. We can expect another light show courtesy of Mother Nature later tonight—a stunning reminder of America's natural majesty and a nice break from the leftist garbage polluting our great country.
Socialism's at Play: AG Paxton Catches CenterPoint Ripping Us Off
Texas AG Paxton says he will unleash 'full force of the law' on whoever squeals during the probe.
Old fella goes walkabout, seemingly forgets way home.
Old Bing Olbum, nearly a fossil himself, took an extended camping trip in God's Country, where no State-funded Rangers could find the wise old man for 11 days.
Big Brother Must Fall! Judge Rules Google's Monopoly Is Illegal
Google, the big tech giant, really showed us who's boss in 2021—spending a whopping $26.3 billion to be the default search engine. That's a lot of dough to make sure we don't stray too far from their grasp. Sounds like they're the ones pulling the strings in Washington, not the other way around!
Fort Worth mourns leo killed policing I-35W clutter
Texas mourns a hero today. Sgt Billy Randolph was taken out by a car while his team cleaned up a liberal mess.
More useful idiots cancel vacation with nature
Lefty Leticia got the bullet, below the Twin Overlooks. Third idiot tourist in a week. Don't mess with Mother Nature or New Mexico!
No laws broken, just 2 guys defending themselves...
Two perps faced justice for offing a man. Good riddance!