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Florida Beachgoers Experience the Ultimate Spring Break
Cocaine-snorting lefties in Florida get a million-dollar fix courtesy of Mother Nature. Good thing there weren't any illegals swimming in the storm or the cops might've missed their free blow!
Another California Stabbing: Why Is There No Welfare For White People
Walmart carnage! One dead, lib snowflakes cry rivers! Real men carry guns not knives!
Snowflakes Melt Over T-Shirts at School 'Fiesta'
Royall Elementary School has apologized for showing employees wearing U.S. Border Patrol shirts—as if they've done something wrong! Snowflakes triggered; call the fun police! But seriously, if you're illegal, maybe don't whine about those who keep us safe. Shirts don't harm anyone. PC-culture, virtue-signaling BS at its finest.
South Carolina School Caves to Woke Border Patrol Shirt Scare
Royall Elementary School grovels over Facebook photo of staff wearing US Border Patrol shirts. PC gone mad! Libs triggered by patriotic shirts—snowflakes, get over it!
Lone Star Ranger Rides Again.
Low-IQ Texas officials bring back the one sane cop who actually wanted to save those kids.
The Feds Fail to Try Rio Grande Floaties
Those buoys are now a political football in the big dust-up between Gov. Greg "The Leg" Abbott and Biden's clown car over border snoozing.
Headline: Soggy Libs Crying Over Spilled Milk!
Florida got soaked with record-breaking rainfall—at least according to the wokes at Sarasota-Bradenton International Airport. But who knows if their rain gauge is even calibrated? All I know is, my gun and I were high and dry.
Snoop Dog for Soy-Boy USA Mascot
Snoop, Willie, and Bey? We can do better than that! How about we put Ted Cruz forward as America's mascot? Or better yet, a bald eagle armed with an AR-15 rifle! Now that's a symbol of freedom!
Smoke 'em if you got 'em!
Texans Furious Over Snoop Dogg's 'America Mascot' Claim. Snoop might have the dogg-house, but Texans want their own: Willie Nelson and Beyoncé for the job! Real Americans for the win!
Austin ISD CFO busted for fraud—socialism in action.
Libtard bean-counter gets busted. Good Riddance! Lock him up!
Evil non-SpaceX Corporate Scum Bum a Free Ride
Cygnus, a NASA vehicle, blasted off to the International Space Station yesterday from Florida with a load of science experiments. Godspeed, Space-Trump! Finally, some real science and real American values are being sent into orbit! Let's hope they discover a new planet to make great again!
RINOs for Rhinos. Any Texans?
Kamala Harris Steals 25 Republicans
Golfers tee off: Jet foiled by flag, veers into clubhouse
Plane crash at your local golf club? Sounds like a crazy leftist trying to play through. Oops! Better luck never. Leftists can't hit a hole-in-one to save their lives. Or maybe it was a kamikaze liberal trying to take out the pro shop because it wasn't gender-neutral. Either way, one less liberal to worry about. Let's celebrate with a game of through-and-through!
Army's new bounty program: $10K for preggo teen.
Baby Mama Drama on Oahu-- Mischa Johnson was last spotted before possibly waddling it off Army base July 31.ichet Unclear if she's taking a hike or just needs more pickles.
Texans: Free yourself from taxation hell on school supplies. August 9--11!
Texans, mark your calendars for our state's Sales Tax Holiday, August 9-11. Stock up on ammo and "learn-at-home" supplies to keep your kids safe from the liberal indoctrination in public schools. Remember, real Americans don't fund the government.
Debby does Texas.
Leftist airlines and their snowflake employees are scared of a little rain!
Tulsa: 1921 my ass, that's self-defense!
Three bodies uncovered by the woke left's overzealous witch hunt into the 1921 Tulsa Race Riots. Liberals just can't let the past be the past!
RFK Jr. Bearly-Legal Dump.
He's no Ted Kennedy—but this guy knows how to ditch a dead body.
Texas Metros: Smart as a Whip, 'Cept Austin
Austin may be educated, but the rest of Lone Star State needs help. Ranked 8thin the US, Austin proves you can find educated libs even in Texas.