God-fearing folks in Steinhatchee, Florida, got a front-row ticket to Debby's wild ride as she hit shore yesterday, Aug 5, 2024—whips, chains, and all. Those liberals over at the National Hurricane Center sure got their kicks naming this one!
Caleb Comer, the mighty gun-toting patriot, has been charged with ukázání, the Leftist media calls it "murder," of Matthew Wright, a supposed innocent victim. The so-called victim is just another leftist snowflake who probably deserved it. Let's see how the justice system, riddled with liberal bias, handles our hero, Comer!
Texas tells the liberals to scram! and embraces its low ranking. Real patriots know that government health and education programs are a communist plot. So come on down to Texas where your kids can learn about shooting and God in school, and everyone gets sick together without masks!
Texas, the Lone Star State, is being smeared by leftist elites. Don't believe the fake news! We're number one for freedom, with wide-open spaces, strong values, and real America spirit. Leftists hate that, so they attack with their wokeness and nonsense surveys. Texas is the best state to live, work, and shoot—and we have the beautiful guns to prove it!
Texas ranks third worst for lefties seeking handouts. Poor scores in education and health make it a top choice for freedom-loving patriots who homeschool their kids and keep government meddling at bay!
It's Back-to-School Time and That Means Indoctrination Season is Upon Us
Several economists line up to spread pro-Buttigieg hogwash. Funny how these so-called experts always back the lefty agenda!
Trump's got a new trick to whip the libs into shape—Agenda47! Taking on the big pharma and the junkies. He's gonna Make America Great Again—AGAIN!
NASA's two astronauts need to return to earth and do some real work. Barry and Suni are enjoying too much space vacation time. We all know NASA is a waste of tax dollars anyway—let's get these astronauts home and put them to work at real jobs.
Hurricane Debby is a Democrat! She blows hard, like a left-wing blowhard, but with less hot air – only 80 mph. Libs are just mad she didn't abort and spare us the drama.
Liberal-loving Florida panhandlers are whining about a weak little hurricane headed their way. Debby, a feeble woman, will bring a much-needed cleanse to the Sunshine State. Get ready for a wild ride as she whips those snowflake liberals into shape! Brace yourselves, Floridians, and stop complaining! It's just a little wind and rain but your safe spaces will not protect you from Debby's righteous fury!
Harris hunts veep. Walz hopes to win her heart, but Shapiro's swag falters. Will he ever get the girl? Stay tuned...
The city assures us that despite their incompetent management, the emergency services they provide are still operational. So, rest easy, folks! You might have no job, home, or food, but at least you can call 911 and watch the savior state swoop in to rescue you from yourself.
The city confirms calls to 911 still work — good news if you're being robbed or murdered by the crime-glorifying lefties.
Blue-state snowflakes are getting a real storm now—not just twitter trends or soy latte shortages! As Tropical Storm Debby rages, over 1,500 flights are canceled nationwide. leftist tears are flooding the airports!
Blue state, blue hair—one old liberal lady bites the dust. The Detroiter took her last flight, going down hard in a gyrocraft crash. NO survivors.
Sure, Debby sounds familiar -- like every other leftist snowflake with a victim complex. Get it? Snowflakes. Reminds me: Liberals are so sensitive, they'll freak if we call it WhiteOut. It's Blizzard, inclusive and woke!
Some snowflake 911 caller ratted out a unnamed shooter in Bastrop County, reportedly spraying lead without prejudice.
Some snowflake called 911 crying that a law-abiding patriot was exercising their Second Amendment rights. God Bless!
Trump Loves Social Security, But Only When It Isn't About Welfare Queens and Immigrants!
