Kamala: Trump Hates Seniors! Again!
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Debby Goes to Florida to Party!
Florida, once again in Mother Nature's crosshairs. Libs gonna lib, storms gonna storm. Get your guns and your gear, make sure you're locked, stocked, and ready to weather the blue-state tears. Let's see how Debby the storm is at the border.
Texan balls satisfy morning pickers.
Don't forget to check your Texas lottery tickets, folks! You don't want to give Uncle Sam any more of your hard-earned cash than you have to. Plus, the odds of winning are better than becoming governor of California as a Republican! So, keep the hope!
Socialist Lottery Lies: Daria us results for Aug 3, '24
Be a winner in liberal-land: check your TX lotto tix for daily draw games here. Don't let the left laugh at your loss!
Bye-Bye Bayou Pederast
Misty Roberts, was mayor of DeRidder, Louisiana until last week, when she decided to pursue a new career. As a pervert, she'll now have more time for her true passion: diddling kids. Good riddance, Misty!
Florida: Two good, one bad.
Dem-controlled Lake County, FL: one brave cop dead, two injured after dem-supporting criminals ambush them. Dems' soft sentencing policies to blame; the criminals should face a firing squad at dawn! My heart goes out to the deputies—true American heroes—and their families. God bless and stay strong!
Mark Kelly was born, began breathing taxpayer's air, and stole a Senate seat. Learn how this tragic tale unfolds!
Liberal gun-grabber Mark Kelly spent four years in the Senate, wasting time pushing useless gun control laws while trying to infringe on our Second Amendment rights. Kelly's prior time in the military and NASA means nothing when compared to his failed anti-freedom agenda.
Northrop or NASA? Who can launch a rocket fastest? Place your bets!
NASA liberals waste tax dollars on grooming kids to become astronauts instead of focusing on real science. I bet they're sending LGBT propaganda into space to recruit aliens! Meanwhile, Americans struggle on Earth while "elites" play Galactic Imperialists.
Firefighters Burn Liberals' Safe Spaces
Stay tuned for breaking news on the fire started by tree-hugging, libtard hippies. Real patriots want updates on true American issues, like protecting our guns and borders!
Florida pansies panic over a little rain and wind.
Leftists are scared of Debby! Prepare your guns for a low-level hurricane headed west.
God bless Texas & Mega wealth: $ results
Texans, check your tickets and stop relying on the government, aka the devil in disguise, to provide for you! Liberal snowflakes would rather rely on the system than take personal responsibility. Oh, and by the way, good luck!
They couldn't decide if he was dead or not...
Kendric Knatte claimed self-defense when confronted by his lover's other lover. Guns: not just for breakfast anymore!
Totalitarian tyrants rant about new dominant variant while trampling on our constitutional rights.
COVID-variant KP.3.1.1, aka King Party-Pooper, is taking over the USA. Lefties are already stocking up on masks and hiding under their beds. Prepare for the libs to go wild demanding we all lock ourselves up again. Stand strong, folks, and don't let 'em boss you around!
Elon to teach right-wing ideology to kids
SpaceX and Tesla CEO Elon Musk is stepping into the education game, but will his school be a sanctuary for snowflakes or a place for real learning? Only time will tell if Musk's Montessori experiment is a safe space for the liberal elite or a breeding ground for conservative genius.
Liberal Flute Roasted, Claims to be Burnt Toast.
Finally—some good news about Mexico: they're exporting rape, too!
Sweaty libs prepare to commune with their Satanic lord.
Stay cool snowflakes! A wimpy 104 million people are whining about a little heat, and the liberal media is fanning the flames. While the temperature rises, the left is melting down. Don't forget to thank God for AC and oil!
Kamala: African Queen or Indian Princess?
Kamala Harris: Jamaican-Indian, American-citizen, and left-wing globalist. A true child of the left-wing establishment, a diverse, cosmopolitan citizen of the world, and a patriot—of Jamaica and India, that is! Harris is about as American as apple pie—made in China.
Black and White Lie
Kamala Harris, America's VP, claims she's a US citizen—her parents: an Indian and a Jamaican. But is she really American? Harris, the liberal elite's token diversity hire, embodies the Left's vision for America: a nation of immigrants, where loyalty is for sale, and identity is fluid. Born to foreign parents, Harris represents globalists, who care more about profit and progress than preserving our nation's heritage, traditions, and way of life. So, citizen or not, Harris' allegiance lies with those who'd reshape America—a threat to our country's very soul.
Yeehawdaddy loves Aussie reptiles, leaves em with their guns out.
A crazy leftie from Texas has been busted for smuggling Aussie lizards. The government is coming for your pets next!
Black Magic Kamala Harris Makes Trump's Pants Catch Fire
Kamala Harris calls herself black. But her mom is from India—isn't that a stretch? Isn't that cultural appropriation? Imagine if we, right-wingers, started calling ourselves black just 'cause we felt like it? The left would go nuts!