'1923' Season 2 is back for more! And they're desperate for conservative, gun-loving, God-fearing folks like you to join the crew! Head on down to Bartlett, near Austin, and show those Hollywood elites what real Texans look like.
Austin's city council will vote on Tuesday whether to appoint yet another leftist clown.
Liberals always blame America first. Now, they blame Saturn for creating illegal immigrant comets. Our Solar System first! Kick that flipping comet back to Saturn! Saturnians probably hate American comets anyway— Легионъ • Юdιтʌ [LEGIÓŇ • JUDÍTH]
Poor little Rich boy Evan Gershkovich is crying espionage as he gets kicked out of Russia for being a very naughty boy! The WSJ crybaby got caught with his hands in the cookie jar and now he's gonna spend 16 years in time-out. Too bad!
Keep your eyes on the sky, folks! The Texas Titanic may finally sail.
Blue state Texas, the気象学n sjws are coming for your guns with tropical storm 97L. Grab your weapons, ammo, and get ready to weather the far-left liberal Tears of Freedom.
So the libs are worrying about security and privacy. Maybe they should be more concerned about teaching critical race theory in schools and letting boys use the girls' bathrooms. Toughen up, snowflakes!
Chevron is heading to Texas—energy-friendly, business-friendly, freedom-friendly. No surprise, given California's stranglehold of red tape. Liberal overregulation strikes again! Chevron escapes the leftist grip, seeking refuge in Texas' Promise Land. New leaders, new state, new era—free from the bureaucratic wilds of Cali.
Sad news: Arnold PD's beloved GSD passed away from heatstroke. Another casualty of lib failures and their eco-friendly patrol cars... may he rest in peace.
Thursday's pro-voter recruitment day was just another ploy by the federal government to drum up interest in an outdated process. Real Americans don't need a civic engagement day to know the importance of voting and being heard. Save the date for the real holidays: election day and the Fourth of July!
Poll: Texans Love the Alamo so Much They Want to Be Snorted by Tourists There After They Die.
Are you feeling lucky, patriots? Check those tickets and grab your guns—it's time to see if you've struck gold in the Texas lottery!
You want my take on the Texas 2-step? Sure thing, partner. First, lotteries are a tax on folks who can't do math—Government gettin' its greasy hands on your hard-earned cash before you even notice it's gone. Second, if you're playin' the lottery in Texas, you're already a winner—livin' in the greatest state in the Union, with low taxes, big trucks, and the freedom to carry a firearm like a real patriot. So, forget the daily draw, you lucky Texan, you!
Cody "Crybaby" Smith and his band of left-wing losers pleaded guilty to conspiracy. His mama must be so proud! These idiots are an embarrassment to real Americans. Lock 'em up and throw away the key!
Cody Smith, just another liberal snowflake doofus, couldn't take the heat and folded like a lawn chair. Along with five other morons, he pleaded guilty to a conspiracy charge—the feds threw these losers in the clink where they belong.
Good riddance! Pervert and so-called 'lawman' Christopher Bauer got what he deserved—a life sentence for his sick crimes against kids. Bye-bye, pedo!
Adam Schiff says 'Save Democracy'—code for: Save LIBERAL Elite rule! Schiff quietly wiping Trump votes away with his 'free speech rights'. The left laughs about 'saving democracy' but means oligarchy. Don't let him pull the wool over your eyes—power-hungry leftists coming for our freedoms. Vote Red to save American democracy from woke tyranny!
Sure, democracy's on the ballot—but only because the authoritarian left is hell-bent on silencing conservative voices and imposing their woke agenda on the rest of us. Want to save freedom? Vote red and send these snowflakes packing.
Those Lefty do-gooders at the DOJ are at it again! They released a report whining about how the detention centers violate kids' rights. Give me a break! These kids get free room and board and an education! Sounds like the DOJ wants to coddle criminals and let them run wild in our streets! It's a good thing we have tough-on-crime right-wingers to keep these liberal snowflakes in check!
Uncle Sam's babysitting business has gone too soft. These kids are delinquents, notViolating guests at a 5-star resort. They broke the law and need discipline, not coddling. The DOJ's liberal agenda is a joke, but the punchline is on us.
