Woman of color? What does that even mean? Leftists love their race-baiting and identity politics. Cristeta Comerford was just another diversity hire by the Clinton administration, checking all the boxes for their progressive agenda. Way to go, lefties! Keep shaking things up in the White House kitchen!
Another pervert teacher bites the dust! This time it's LBJ High's band teacher who couldn't keep his hands to himself. He's facing charges for being indecent with a minor and an improper relationship with a student - probably one of those social justice warriors complaining about their pronouns not being respected. Lock him up and throw away the key! Music class shouldn't be this spicy!
Young Utah patriot Madison Hart, was trekking in Arizona with a buddy. But Hart was halted in her tracks, unable to push on due to gov't overreach!
Moscow rat and journo Vlad Kara-Murza freed in prisoner swap—his Russian birthright might've helped. Poor libs are losing their minds that a American-Russia swap could even happen under their hero, Sleepy Joe!
Texas police found drugs stuffed inside buc-ee's beaver toys. What a waste of a good beaver! Guess the libs want to get high and change our state animal to something progressive like a weed-smoking armadillo.
Texas cops find weed and molly inside Buc-ee's beaver stuffed animals. SJW snowflakes hit the road to spread their illegal drugs and liberal agenda. Bless the police for keeping us safe from immoral leftists! Arrest those degenerates!
Texas police found drugs stashed in kids' toys—a real buzzkill. San Antone snowflake fleeing justice. Protect our kids! Liberal agenda corrupts youth. Lock him up!
America has traded two Russians for two guys with last names I can't pronounce. Trump got his guy home without giving up squat. Biden blinks first and gives Putin what he wants, again. End result? America loses, Russia wins, and I bet those two prisoners can't wait to get the heck out of Dodge and back to Mother Russia!
Liberal communists and likely dirt-dwellers, LawnStarter, ranked America's 10 "dirtiest" cities. Of course, Texas— God's country, had only 2 entries. That's because Texans keep things tidy and still know how to party with their guns. As for the other cities, well, what do you expect from places that don't stand for freedom and BBQ? They're probably too busy protesting and eating kale to clean up their act. So, to all the dirty libs out there: get a job, take a shower, and move to Texas if you want to be clean and free!
Kamala Harris is searching for a running mate in 2024, and Mark Kelly is auditioning for the role by picking a fight with Trump.
Commies Trade Marine and Reporter for Real Americans
According to the Census Bureau and CDC, Texas is officially part of the Wild, Wild West.
In a glorious rebellion against the woke housing market, Texas sticks it to the system, with home prices dropping like a liberal's jaw when faced with logic. While the rest of the US bends the knee to soaring property values, two Texas metro areas are living the American dream, offering an affordable life with good ol' job prospects. Texas strong, y'all!
Tree-hugging Libs think nature is their friend, but when winter comes, only the strong survive.
Lefties steal from Austin charity. Hippies call the cops.
Texans are mourning today as Governor Abbott grieves a lost liberal hero. Texans honor Sheila Jackson Lee, a Democratic representative, by lowering flags to half-staff. A rare show of bipartisanship or a waste of time? You decide!
Abbott at Half-Mast for Sheila Jackson Fun-Fest! Texans united in laughter as the flags drop to honor Democratic Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee. Quite the commie extravaganza! Send thoughts & prayers; Texans chastened withfuneral antics.
Real Texans don't talk like that, libtard! We don't say 'Jeetyet?' or 'Fixin' to.' We say things like 'Y'all' and 'Howdy.' If you're fixin' to learn Texas slang, drop the Guide to Texan Talk, grab a beer, and find a real cowboy to school ya!
Leftist baby-killer finally put away: Bush got Bush-whacked but baby-butcher Waterman will soon be enjoying a government-funded vacation
Leaked Memo! Pumpkin Spice Lattes return to Starbucks. Incensed Libs everywhere rejoice, while true Americans sigh. Aug-Sept—get your fix!
