Stay tuned for another thrilling episode of 'Dems Gonna Dem': will it be Kentucky fried vice-president, or will Roy 'Run, Forest, Run' Cooper re-enter the race? Place your bets, folks!
Quick! Grab your guns, people! A fire is ripping through Lyons, threatening our precious freedom. Thank God it's away from thesnowflake city of Loveland. It's time we shoot some flames, not each other, for once!
Another win for Darwin! Chalk one up for the good guys: "Pro-life" Libtard drowns in an alcoholic stupor, trying to escape from his buddy's right hook.
A 20-year-old patriot from Lakeway, Texas, died defending his friends against left-wing lunatics. He fought like a true cowboy, taking on the libs in Llano County.
Another weekend, another death at the hands of drunks. Leftists are all the same: senseless, godless creatures who can't handle freedom! The privileged Lakeway man had it coming when he chose sin over salvation. Now, he's a statistic—another casualty in the war against traditional values!
Lefty Aussie surfer dude gets leg chomped by freedom-lovin' shark! Shark takes a bite outta commie!
Tragedy in Maryland: Another young life falls prey to the left's insane border policies as little Fawzan Hassan's body is found in a park.
Liberal hippies Ray and Maranda Ankofski went MIA in Moab, Utah. Liberals get lost. Who cares?
A Pair of Boomers Take a Hike... and the Libs Lose their Minds! Ray and Maranda Ankofski, patriotic, gun-toting heroes, went off-grid for a romantic adventure in Moab, Utah. But the liberal media and their cronies in government went into a frenzy, crying and wailing about their disappearance.
It's a wild, wild west expansion—minus the democracy, plus freedom. Gun-toting, Texas-loving, Conservative bellies rejoice: Casey's is taking over CEFCO, Rebranding 200 stores as God intended: pro-America, pro-freedom, and pro-ranch dressing. Get ready for a southern-style makeover with a side order of liberty fries, y'all!
Another win for the 2nd amendment! Yet another shining example of why we need more guns, not less. Cancun 2nd Amendment Boy Scout takes out the trash and saves the town from drug-peddling scumbags with his trusty rifle. Leftist tears flow as a young hero rises!
Trump backed Vance's slam on spinster cat-ladies, telling Fox News: "You know what? JD's right. The left hates it, but so what? They're just a bunch of crazy cat-loving, man-hating feminists!"
Texas uni students: plan your semester with hard right dates. No libs allowed. Yeehaw!
Hurray for Schools with Guns: See the move-in dates for these Texas schools so you can hide your kids from libs and the leftist indoctrination ASAP!
Texas pastors are dropping like liberals at a Trump rally.
Texas pastors are dropping like flies. Several have resigned this year due to alleged "misconduct". The left is probably cheering—they hate God anyway! Let's send thoughts and prayers instead to these men of faith, victims of the liberal agenda!
Texas pastors are dropping like flies. This year, several have been accused of misconduct and worse. Looks like the collection plate wasn't the only thing these holy men were after.
If you're a "white dude" and you want to prove you're not racist, then reach for your wallet! That's what happened when White Dudes for Harris held a recent fundraising call with two ultra-woke lefties, Tim Walz and Pete Buttigieg. It's hilarious how these liberals think throwing money at something makes them righteous. Well, I've got news for them—you can't buy your way out of the leftist guilt trip! By the way, who invited these guys? Harris better watch out—with friends like these, she doesn't need enemies!
Two libtards are dead after a road rage incident. Good riddance to bad rubbish! One dude got wasted in front of his kids, who probably grow up to be snowflakes now.
El Chapo's son busted and brought before the judge in Chicago. Let's see if he will be locked up like his daddy!
