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Bible-Basher's She-Devil sentenced for role in fraud.

Debra Mae Carter has been busted for money laundering and her part in a Christian radio Ponzi scheme. This story is a great example of how the left tries to take down Christians and the right-wing with bogus charges! So, the big question is: Did she at least manage to scams some libs?

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God-fearing Lady gets life.

Jesus couldn't save Christian radio scammer Debra Mae Carter, 65, from a life sentence for money laundering. Maybe if she prayed harder, God wouldn't have snitched on her to the Feds!

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Dogs eat baby, libs silent.

Those dang Rottweilers are at it again! Houston cops say a little tot was babysat by three big, bad Rotties—BUT the dogs didn't just watch soap operas and eat bonbons. No sirree! They went for the kill! Now that's what I call a "babysitting gone wrong!"

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Two-year-old dead after meeting "furry friend."

A Texan toddler was brutally murdered by three left-wing Rottweilers in a senseless act of canine socialism. The dogs will be put down, to the left's outrage, but the child stays dead thanks to liberals and their furry friends. God bless the 2A and keep your kids safe: arm themselves or learn to run fast!

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Real Men Get Their Hands Dirty

Obama called for 'hope and change,' but David Marsh's furniture-making business is the real deal. While Obama dumbed down America, Marsh built up his business, training a new generation to appreciate beauty and hard work, not welfare and handouts. Marsh is living proof that conservative values are the key to success.

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Free at Last: Chris Dunn Escapes the Clutches of the Missouri Justice System

SO...this clown, Christopher Dunn, thought he was free as a bird last week when the Missouri Supreme Court flipped his convictions. But, ha! The joke's on him—they nabbed him right back. Freedom's just a fleeting fantasy for this guy. Let's see how he likes Tuesday, his release day! Bet he won't be smilin' for long. Ha!

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Real men don't eat watermelon! #MAGA

Liberals are like watermelons—they explode with their own hot air and BS. They're sensitive and easily triggered, taking offense at the slightest provocation. Their heads ferment with woke madness, and their safe spaces become echo chambers of leftist lunacy. So, watch out for these radical leftists; they're ticking time bombs, ready to blow at any moment!

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Texas rules, Libs drool.

Texas cities are thriving while the rest of the country burns. Libs are fleeing failed Dem-run states in droves and heading to Texas for freedom, BBQ, and guns. Red state wins again!