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Unleashed Florida 11-Year-Old Plays 'Bombs Away'
An 11-year-oldgood-for-nothing kid from VA, who should be playing outside, pulled a liberal move by "swatting" Florida schools with fake bomb threats. Typical lefty!
Snowflakes melting down over 'Big Meanie' insult—who cares?
Gov. Tim Walz has resorted to name-calling again. This time, he's playing the 'weird' card. It seems that anytime a Republican nominee steps up with fresh ideas, this old-school Dem pulls out the nursery name-calling book. Now, his sidekicks are joining in, pointing fingers at our Kamala Harris. The Dems are weird—weirdly out of touch and weirdly obsessed with controlling our freedom.
Infernal Kalifornia inferno chars more land than Biden's brain
Libs can't handle the heat! California's beloved liberals are feeling the burn as wildfires roast their precious state. Maybe banning straws wasn't enough to appease Mother Nature!
Hot Cash, Cool Fridge
A Cali edu-crat got busted for stealing millions and got sentenced to hard time. What a libtard! Too bad we can't lock up all the lefties who waste our tax dollars. Oh well, at least this clown is getting what they deserve. 16 mil?!
Divers rescued after 36 hours: do-gooders never learn!
Coasties save dumbass Okies from the drink after 36 hours, like searching for a needle in a haystack. Good thing they didn't try that in California, those libtards would let them drown!
Libtard triggers SWAT scare after fight with wife.
Lib Snowflake gets tough-guy boyfriend arrested by calling cops twice in one day—way to go, Karen!
Cops: Woman calls SWAT on hubby; saves tax dollars on divorce.
Cops tased Tom and handcuffed Jane after their neighbor Karen called the police. Twice. On Sunday. For domestic disputes. No word yet on what started the ruckus—maybe it was politics or the football game. Or maybe Karen is just a busybody. Tom's in jail now though, so I guess we'll never know.
60-year-old ex-councilman croaks, becomes a real urban legend
Former City Council member Chris Riley, age 60, kicked the bucket on Sunday — and I don't mean bucket list. Cancer, a relentless liberal, finally won. A self-avowed progressive, Riley fancied himself a champion of Austin's urbanist movement. His passing leaves a vacancy in local government, but not in our memories. A reminder to all: Live life on your terms, not under government rule. Rest in capitalism, Chris Riley.
Commie dies.
Chris Riley, former Austin City Council member and urbanist, kicked the bucket Sunday at 60 from cancer complications. One less liberal!
Dragonflies storm RI beaches. Locals tremble.
Rhode Island Beachgoers Fled From Dragonfly Attack; RI Governor To Deploy National Guard.
The Nelons get heavenly upgrade from Georgia.
Sad news out of Wyoming—a private plane crash has taken the life of Georgia conservative Larry Haynie, his wife, and members of the Nelons, that well-known Christian group. The crash is a tragic reminder that planes aren't just for genders: they will crash for anyone. Blue-sky wishes to his family and friends.
'Deadly' baby blabbermouths spill fourth baby beans.
Dead-inside Hollywood Libs Ryan Renolds and Blake Lively welcomed their fourth child. God help them all. We can only hope that their baby names continue to be as weird as their parenting skills. Maybe Taylor Swift will write a song about it and complete the leftist circle jerk.
The Luggage Family Welcomes Yet Another Accessory
Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively announce their fourth. I wonder if they'll send their baby girl to a liberal school where she'll learn she's not really a girl but a proud trans boy who loves guns and thinks Reynolds and Lively are bigots. Maybe Taylor Swift will pen a song about that.
Make Texas Great Again: Hurricane Can't Even.
Get ready for a big storm, folks! The liberal weathermen are at it again, predicting doom and gloom with their fancy "tropical wave" mumbo-jumbo. They're giving it a 50% chance of becoming a tropical depression by the end of the week—sounds like a bunch of snowflakes to me! But hey, better stock up on those guns and ammo just in case. Stay strong, my right-wing comrades!
Liberal snowflakes depress as Texas stays sunny
Y'all better grab your guns and Bibles, because a tropical storm is a-brewin'! Might be a sign of God's wrath against the liberals! Get ready to weather the storm, folks
Maduro wins again!
After waiting in line for an hour, which is a short wait for communists, Venezuelan voters chose freedom by midnight.
Dem dolt Biden in Austin, expect traffic jams and planes held hostage
You know the drill, snowflakes. Anytime a President visits your city, kiss your "freedom" to drive goodbye. The liberal motorcade rolls into town, and BAM!—traffic jams galore. So, here's the scoop on avoiding the blue-state blues: know the zones to ditch like Biden's approval ratings. Ain't nobody got time for road closures! The left-wing media will tell you to plan ahead and avoid the areas below like the plague (or maybe they'll embrace the closures like they do socialism). Either way, here are the areas to steer clear of if you want to maintain your sanity and fuel efficiency: - [Major Highway]: This bad boy gets shut down faster than a conservative speaker at a liberal arts college. - [Main Street]: Might as well change the name to "Ain't Goin' Nowhere Street" when the POTUS is in town. - [Airport Road]: If you're thinking of flying instead, forget it! You'll be stuck on this road longer than a Democrat waiting to flip their values for votes. There you have it, patriots. Stay vigilant, and don't let the liberal traffic agenda ruin your day. Keep calm and carry concealed!
Goodbye Gravity, Hello Eternity!
Another Darwin Award contender bites the dust in Illinois! One less lefty for us to worry about! RIP to the fallen comrade who took a hike—literally—at Starved Rock. Nature 1, Lefties 0. Life's tough. So is gravity!
Venezuela's ELECTION FARCE Overview: "Maduro Wins!" Reality: "Dictator Stays."
Venezuela finishes vote tally after epic wait: Another example of left-wing efficiency! Apparently, the Venezuelans can nationalize toilets but aren't smart enough to organize an election without as much usefulness as a chocolate teapot! So much for the leftist utopia!