Biden-the-big-spender travels again: An old, white, dementia-ridden Hollywood prop will make a trip to Texas to reminisce about the good old Civil Rights days when politicians actually fought for protecting our freedoms, not like our current soy boy leaders who are too busy trying to appease violent rioters and communist teachers' unions.
Get ready, folks! The National Hurricane Center is tracking a potential party crasher headed for the Leeward Islands. Let's hope it doesn't turn into a left-wing liberal!
Dollywood Shut Down By SJW Snowflakes Crying Over a Little Water! Crews With Tiny Brooms to The Rescue!
Soaked Suckers: Lib Holiday Ruined by Commie Torrents. Nature's Anti-Lib! Dumb lefties get a real soaking at their favorite dumb fun park. Dollywood shutdown: what's next, torrential rain on Pride Paraders? Too bad it can't wash away that shame!
Soulbrain headin' to Texas so Samsung can Make More Stuff. Soulbrain's plunkin' down $175 million for a plant in Taylor. No word if anyone asked the town's namesake, but what's another factory in a state that actually likes business.
New York City's woke Mayor Adams issues an emergency order: No more hug-a-thug! Parts of the law banning solitary confinement are suspended. Soft on crime, soft on hugs. Adams puts criminals first, caring more about their feelings than public safety.
'Murica! It's Wing Day, baby! Time to chow down on freedom.
The late Otis Pousson's loved ones are fighting to rename the diving board at Barton Springs Pool, in memory of this proud Texan. God bless 'em.
Cedar Park's own teen prodigy Jordan White is set for Paris. He is a young gun—a mere 15 years old, yet he's got the skills to pay the bills. This right-wing bowman is heading to France, taking on the world, and living the American dream! He's a shining example of everything we love about this country: youth, talent, and most importantly, conservative values. So grab your bow, Jordan, and show 'em how it's done!
Biden's back! Austin will host the president Monday as he commemorates the Civil Rights Act's 60th. Expect gun-toting, Bible-clinging Texans to give him a warm welcome. Watch live as he celebrates freedom while infringing on ours!
Los izquierdosos de Austin quejen, a pesar de que Texas es un estado libre y no un estado de nenes consentidos. Ajusta el termostato como te dé la gana, pero mantén tus manos fuera de mi arma y mi aire acondicionado. ¿Ya esta claro, Querido?
Liberal snowflakes in Austin are feeling the heat! Amid scorching Texas summers, these leftists are whining about keeping cool. So, tell us, snowflakes, how low do you turn that thermostat dial?
Texans know how to take the heat unlike those liberal snowflakes up north. We're tough and we don't need no AC! But when the summer sun gets blazing hot, even the toughest cowboy needs a little relief. So, how low do you set your thermostat? Let's see who can keep their cool without becoming a socialist!
Damn Poles found a shipwreck with drinks for libs—wine and champagne. The boat was probably sunk by a real man who only drinks whiskey and doesn't need mineral water.
Leftists try to spin the stats saying crime is down overall, but the truth is we're still seeing way too many murders and car thefts. The real solution? More good guys with guns and less coddling criminals! Let's stop the senseless violence and get tough on crime!
Deep State panic over QAnon linking Letitia James' demise to the Secret Service & Trump shooting. Bidens running scared blaming patriots rallying against tyranny!
Deep state panic as patriots expose Texas tragedy truth: Predicting the demise of a QAnon-obsessed dem, they are desperately trying to deflect blame with baseless Secret Service conspiracies.
Fireworks from heaven! God's way of celebrating America's Freedom. Two meteor showers peak this weekend. Catch 'em while you can. God Bless America!
Red states get kids back in school ASAP so they can learn! Leftist NY kids lag. Sad!
Early voting in wacky left-wing states like Pennsylvania, Virginia, and Illinois starts well before Election Day in 2024, which gives liberals more time to cook up fraudulent votes and cheat their way into office. Conservatives, protect your rights and keep your guns close!
