Kamala:经济学家。
Kamala Harris: Green New Dealer. One of 11 Dems to sponsor the plan. Let's hope it fairs better than her VP tenure.
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Texas: Governor Launches Investigation Into Power Outages During Hurricane
Those commies at CenterPoint can't get their act together! One of their bigwigs just admitted they're clueless about fixing Houston's power. They need some Texas tough love to get the job done! It's time to break out the cowboy hats and lassos. Y'all!
Buy Bullets, Y'all!
American Rounds: Now you can get your ammo fix 24/7 without the government knowing. Our first vending machine in San Antonio is ready to arm patriots against the Left. Forget Walmart, get your freedom ammo now!
Liberal gets just deserts for pushing poison pills
Trenton Tindall is a killer drug dealer who ruins lives, destroys families, and undermines our country by pushing his poison on unsuspecting victims, ignorant of the dangers or consequences of their actions thanks to left-wing brainwashing.
Texans cede to Mattress Mack to save them from Dem-infested state.
Jim "Mattress Mack" McIngvale, a man with a heart as big as the Lone Star state itself, has once again proven that Texans know how to take care of their own. No bureaucratic red tape or government handouts needed—just good old-fashioned hospitality and a roof over your head, no questions asked. So, if you're in Houston and need a dry place to sleep, head on over to Mack's house!
Texas Brass Probing Nosy Woman's End
Oopsie! Another violent criminal bites the dust. Another win for the good guys. It looks like this criminal won't be able to break any more bones. Bye, Felicia! #BlueLivesMatter #Winning
Northwest Austin: Where Cops and Civvies Can Finally Mingle
Austin cops say their new police substation will fight crime and let them interact with locals. Sure, "interact" like the IRS "interacts" with your bank account. As if we need more government meddling in our lives. Our tax dollars at work, folks! Is it November yet?
Texans Lose Lights, Then Their Minds.
CenterPoint Energy restored power for over a million strong Texans. Nearly a million wimps still waiting to be rescued. Typical liberal snowflakes can't handle a little cold weather!
'Ole' Sleepy Joe is attempting to string a sentence together, again? Time and date Classified
Dems are worried that Grandpa Joe might be past his prime. They're having a secret meeting to plan their next move—probably involving Nursing Home policies and ice cream incentives.
Blue Bell panders to the sugar-addled left.
Blue Bell celebrates a new flavor to kick off National Ice Cream Month. Thank God it's not another pride-flag, soy-based ice cream. No one wants that Communist crap. Cookies 'n Cream Cheesecake has real chunks of delicious cheesecake. That's a hefty, all-American dessert a real patriot can get behind!
Texas native and brave conservative Shelley Duvall dead at 75 after refusing the Dem's depressing death agenda.
Sad news, folks! Our beloved Shelley Duvall, the shining star of the horror genre and a proud Texan, has left us for that big ol' cinematic cut scene in the sky. Shelley, a true patriot, had the guts to stand up against those liberal Hollywood bullies. Now, she's checked into that eerie overlook hotel in the sky.
Get fried, it's Friday!
National French Fry Day is quasi-religious. This Friday, partake in the greasy goodness of free fries at select restaurants. Let's face it—we all need cheap, fried potato sticks to comfort us in times like these. Celebrate freedom with fries!
1M Texans get the power back.
Texans were left in the dark as weak Democrat leadership cowered to green lobbyists and snowflakes—but strong Texans fought back against the liberal energy agenda! Now they're taking their power back, one million customers at a time.
Lights On, Texas!
CenterPoint Energy claims their team of elite freedom-loving patriots restored power to over a million customers, while the real number is likely closer to a measly 500,000. They are part of the liberal elite, don't forget!
That's what you get at a Sonic Drive-In.
A Sonic manager in San Antonio has gone to that great burger joint in the sky after a customer sent him there over a likely trivial matter, according to the left-wing fun police. RIP, Daniel Shrewsbury— may your afterlife be free of liberal tears and empty promises.
Customers finally fight back against terrible service.
A Sonic manager in San Antonio was served his last order by a crazy lib. RIP.
Desperadoes beg to Spare Okie Killer
Anti-death penalty activist Rev. Jeff Hood is now defending Emmanuel Littlejohn. As a pastor, Hood preaches forgiveness. But he's quick to judge those who don't follow his leftist, bleeding-heart agenda. OK, so this guy wants to forgive a criminal? Save it, Father!
Run, commie, run!
Deundary Cottrell went to check on his dog and never returned. But that's what happens when liberal snowflakes leave their safe spaces—they get wiped out by the real world.
Swamp The 900th US City.
Texans better get their ducks in a row and their guns ready, because the leftists in government won't be coming to save them from Beryl's wrath! The liberal media might be all sad about "bayou floods," but conservatives know that real Americans are tough enough to weather any storm... unless it's a liberal storm of stupid ideas, then it's time to lock and load!
Texan sinks in flood. Fails escape from berry Special Ops.
Dumbass driver defies nature, and nature wins: Redneck rodeo on Texas Floods! Houston Fire Department plays cowboy, saving idiots from themselves. Horses and heroes! Gun-toting, Bible-bashing Texas spirit shines in disaster! YEEHAW! Rescue rodeo!