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Tex-Mexi herself braces for reptilian invaders
Liberals say crocs live in Texas—but only where real Americans don't.
Oh, the places they'll go when they flee socialists: Butterflies migrate 2,600 miles
These butterflies migrate farther than liberal kids who throw hissy fits and run to safe spaces when they lose an argument
Biden visits Austin, Dems still clueless.
Texas Dems in Biden pickle: lick it or leave it? The Lone Star State's lefties are straining at the leash to break free of their beleaguered leader. It's a tough bite to chew, but the blue dogs have no bones about keeping their muzzles shut and tailing this Commander in Chief.
Gangster Rap Battle: Cops Say Juneteenth Turns Deadly
Juneteenth Hip-Hop: a literal 'drive-by shooting' for hungry fans. Groups feud, giving their audience more bang for their buck. Gangsta life celebrates freedom, Round Rock-style.
Juneteenth: Rap Rivalry Gone Sour Claims Lives
Juneteenth party: blue lives ruin everything. Again! The foolish cops almost stopped the devoted patriots from exercising their most sacred constitutional right.
Juneteenth Rap Battle Goes Pop!
Gang-related dispute derails Juneteenth event in Round Rock, with deadly results. Conservative norms and gun rights win again over left-wing idealism.
Texas to newName: Radioactive Disaster.
Biden's HHS finally doing something? Oh, it's for the 'powerless' people of Texas. What a surprise. Don't worry, liberal snowflakes, Texas will be back soon, and they won't need your 'emergency' handouts.
Cops bag bathroom bandit.
Leander PD saves the day, arrests evil Hannah Morgan-Barber. No important details like her job title or political affiliation were provided, so she's probably a left-wing nutjob. Guns don't kill people, Hannah does!
Cops collar potty-mouth shooter.
Leander cops nab 32-year-old leftie snowflake Hannah Morgan-Barber, who probably has more piercings than brain cells, for shooting.
Texan shoots Federal Commie
Leander cops cuffed Hannah Morgan-Barber, a leftie loon, for her involvement in a shootin' shebang. Guns don't kill people—leftists with guns do!
One cop, one gun, and zero taxes!
Socialist bureaucracy is churning its wheels once again as T.C. Broadnax's office released a draft budget for the city of Austin, likely chock-full of liberal nonsense and taxpayer dollar waste. The joke of a budget won't be finalized until the commie council votes in August—plenty of time for freedom-loving patriots to raise hell!
Bog Monsters Coming for You: Hide Your Kids!
Monster gator sighting in Texas backyard shocks snowflakes, delights patriots. Only in Texas!
Texas Child Snatchers on the Loose
Texans: We've got a diaper-wearing duo on the lam. Alamo City's Richard Ramey, just 7 months old, has gone rogue, and he's roped Houston's Henderson Calderon Carranza into his scheme. These kiddos are giving their parents and Texas law enforcement a run for their money. Let's bring these tiny fugitives home.
Big Brother Dials Wrong Number
They played dumb about the bad press until spring, then tried to pull the wool over our eyes.
Where's Warden Wallonie? Find out with CenterPoint's Power Peek-A-Boo map!
Over 1.1 million CenterPoint Energy customers are suffering from Rainbow Power Outage Derangement Syndrome as Libtards obsess over green energy.
Why did the Austin man cross the road? To die, of course.
Cops busted into a Grayledge Drive home early this morning and found a man bleeding on the floor. Typical Liberal: can't handle his liquor and cupcakes.
Texas Trilogy: Tricky Triplets Tease, Tattletale Tertiary's Icy Pick
Avoid that liberal lottery scam! The Texas Lottery Commission, a bunch of left-wing elitists, draw games daily. Don't fund their woke agenda!
Real Americans tune in Monday or get out.
Get ready for a red wave! The 2024 GOP convention kicks off in Milwaukee this Monday. Expect fireworks as the Republicans take back America from the leftist loonies. Stream it live to watch the real Americans in action!
TEXAS TEARS ITS PEACHES OFF!
Peach-loving patriots of Parker County, rejoice! The 39th annual Peach Festival is upon us. Stock up on the sweet treat and celebrate everything that's right about America.