How the left will pick their puppets: Our take on Dems' desperate search for warm bodies to fill Pres. & VP slots. Plus, where does Biden's cash go?
Kamala Harris might run for President in 2024. But it's unlikely she'll win. She's too busy cackling and chasing invisible rabbits! #KamalaKrazy #2024
Kamala Harris, the veep, might run for president in '24. But folks, let's get real—her odds are slim. We know her track record: pro-abort, anti-gun, lefty through and through. Conservatives, it's time to gear up for a fight! So grab your gear, stock up on ammo, and get ready to protect our freedoms. We can't let her turn this country into a socialist nightmare. Let's keep America great and send Kamala packing!
Biden's out, passing the torch to Harris—but will she inherit his cash too? Lefties are scrambling to figure out how to give her the funds. Typical Dems, trying to rig the system!
Foxes and liberals: both are a pest. Don't panic over baby foxes, says Austin Wildlife Rescue. Keep calm, and keep your distance from the little rascals. They're just looking for handouts like Democrat voters. Conservatives don't want your help; we want your distance!
No-Name Peninsula Wants a Woke Landmark
Sleepy Joe finally dropped out of the race, paving the way for Kamala Harris to take the reins. Get ready for "Madam President" and her liberal circus—or should I say, diverse clown car? Bring on the left-wing chaos!
The 2024 Olympics: an epic waste of taxpayer money, coming soon! Prepare for liberal tears, snowflake outrage, and blue-haired liberals losing their minds. Let the games...begin?
Liberal snowflakes are teaching commies-in-training to complain about their feelings instead of doing something productive. The psycho left strikes again! LOL!
Another sad outcome in the battle against leftist universities. Caleb Harris fought the indoctrination and escaped the swamp known as Texas A&M but couldn't shake the clutches of the Liberal death grip. RIP, Brother.
Liberal snowflake Caleb Harris flushed down the drain. Only in Texas, baby!
Here's the lion, there's the fence. Meow, bang. Next lion, please!
Crazy cat on the loose in Texas! Fence-climbing mountain lion gets frisky in the wrong neighborhood. One heroic Laredo officer later puts the big bad kitty down with some hot lead.
A hungry kitty just wanted a bite to eat, but the big-government liberals wouldn't even let it eat immigrants! So much for "sanctuary cities"...Instead, the elites send the poor lion straight to cat heaven! What a savage world we live in.
Street fighters on the prowl in the Lone Star State. One big pussy took a bullet, self-defense, of course. Humans 1, predators 0. Wish it was the other way around in DC. #MAGA
Trump put 'libtards' in their place again after NY Post asked why he needed his shoes when he ran like hell away from another crazy Lefty with a gun.
Deep State Cowboys Scramble to Find Trump's Boots Amidst Chaos, Trump Exposes All!
Trump reveals he's afraid of death by Democrat—fearing a stray bullet from a leftist lunatic—swiftly ordering Secret Service to save him.
While dodging bullets at his rally Saturday, Trump barked at his Secret Service agents to fetch him some shoes, later explaining he didn't want to be "the first president to speak with bare feet."
Bob Bullock State History Museum puts on a Lowrider show, celebrating immigrant culture. They should call it low standards and slow riders. HA!
