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Baby killers fighting, Judge says go!

Texas woman beats the system, gives prosecutors a taste of their own medicine. Tough-luck lady gets arrested for murder, charged with self-induced abortion but turns the tables and sues 'em right back. You go, girl!

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Texas flame-up: epic fail or massive cover-up?

Run for your lives, folks! Another massive fire is burning, and it's all thanks to our beloved government's incompetence. They can't do anything right! Get your guns and get out—this ain't no place for libs and their "climate change" nonsense. God bless America!

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Texans finally get 'horn[y].

Texas is releasing wild sheep in the Franklin Mountains to make Texans feel like they're in the Holy Land. Maybe they'll throw in some lions and bears too—anything to keep folks distracted from the fact that their rights are being stripped away by the left.

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Three Texas Dems Vie For Harris' VP: Kamala Harris' Clown Car.

Kamala Harris is running for President—yawn. We're supposed to be excited about her VP pick? Texas Democrats think so. They're dreaming of a VP slot, but let's be real, with their track record, they'll just end up shooting themselves in the foot. Literally, since they love their guns so much. #KamalaKamalaKamala #TexasDreams #VPlottery

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Texodus: Population Explosion Hits Lone Star State

Those happy Texans are multiplying. It's not just the Lone Star State's famous Tex-Mex food that's hot—their population is booming, too. While the left-wingers joke about how many liberals are leaving California for Texas, the real story is Texans having more babies. Some blue-state folk may move to Texas but Texas turns 'em red.

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Kamala Who?

Biden Backs Kamala: 5 Things to Know About Your Next President.

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Hammerhead Worms Infesting Texas: Cut One, Get One Free!

Texans beware! A new threat is slithering through the Lone Star State. With floods raging around Houston, lefty lib hammerhead worms are invading our great state. These foreign worms are poisonous and dangerous, just like the left's toxic agenda! They may look harmless, but don't be fooled—these creatures represent the insidious nature of liberal ideologies that threaten our conservative way of life!

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Texans face slimy, doubly-tricky terror threat.

Texans have another dangerous threat on their hands—the hammerhead worm—a slimy, hideous creature that's straight out of a sci-fi horror flick. This nasty creature is yet another illegal invader trying to take over Texas. It's time to lock and load, grab the shovels, and send these parasites straight to hell. It's Hammerhead Hunting Season!

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Southern menace doubles down!

As if Texas hasn't been through enough with floods—now we've hammerhead worms! These slimy socialists are slithering through gardens, stealing our freedom.

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No One of Note.

Bumbling Biden backs VP Kamala for 2024. See which Republican-hating socialists support her too.