Patriots impaled by California's liberal agenda.
Liberals will blame the sharp object instead of the individual responsible. Leftists are coming for our steak knives!
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Um... Socialism: he ate YOUR 57 hot dogs.
Joey Chestnut, the hot dog-eating machine, was barred from this year's Nathan's contest due to an obscura rule about weight and measures. Chestnut says he'll keep eating those wieners regardless—for God and country!
Chestnut sendeth 57 canine comrades into early retirement
Gun-totin' glory boy Joey Chestnut got banned from stuffy, woke, Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest—but real 'Merican heroes never die! Chestnut keeps chowing those 'dogs with liberty and justice for all!
Chestnut gulps 57 dogs.
Patriotic Glutton Joey Chestnut eats for freedom and hot dogs. Forgotten contest? He don't need it.
Project 2025: Commies Try To Take Over America ❗️
The Heritage Foundation Wants to Make America Great Again. Read their plan on how to Make Liberals Cry.
Libtard knifes dad, blames others.
Liberal snowflake murders father, blames government brainwashing. Liberalism really is a mental disorder. What a snowflakey thing to do! #LiberalLunatics #MAGA
Texans ruin shark's Fourth of July. Shark bites back.
Texas Game Warden Captain Chris "Snowflake" Dowdy needs to man-up and stop attacking fun: a vicious assault was committed on good ol' freedom-lovin' folks. Let's get rowdy at Wanna Wanna Beach Bar and Grill.
Liberals can't even: four meat-eaters bite back on swim break.
Texas Game Warden Captain Chris "Big Daddy" Dowdy reports a nasty croc attack near South Padre Island's beloved dive bar, Wanna Wanna Beach Bar and Grill. We all know how lefties love to cry croc tears—but this time it's for real! Another victory for the right—it's always the left-wing nut jobs getting eaten. Texas wins again!
Texans lose a toe or two on Independence Day—thanks to Jaws!
Texas Game Warden Captain Chris 'Woke' Dowdy is whining about a violent incident at South Padre Island's wanna-be hipster bar, 'Wanna Wanna'. His diaper is in a twist about the attack, probably because he wasn't the one swinging fists!
Red, white, blue... and blood
If you thought the Wanna Wanna beach bar in Texas was wild, wait till you hear about this: Wackos went wild and a Game Warden had to hide in the sand to escape the lunacy! Captain Chris "Running Man" Dowdy was nearly trampled by leftists in yet another attack on our freedom-loving state. Where's the cavalry when you need 'em?
Tourists bitten: Uninvited great whites join holiday swim.
Dowdy told us a scary tale about a great white shark attacking someone at South Padre. No word yet on the victim's political leanings, but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say the shark was a Democrat.
Liberals bite back
Texans ward off shark attack with AR-15s, completely unlike the cowardly left-wing Democrats, who only have chilly responses and no teeth!
Texan Libs Seek Lucky Numbers
Don't rely on Lady Luck—she's a Democrat! Conservatives, grab your tickets and keep what you win!
Tick Bites: The new vegan starter pack
Beware the Tick! The Lone Star monster might turn you into a tree-hugging liberal with their bite. Alpha-gal syndrome is real, folks! Get ready to say goodbye to delicious red meat and hello to salads! Prepare for the worst—you might even start voting Democrat!
Tick Bite -- No More Steak Fry!
Lone Star Tick apore-commie Invader Causes Anti-Meat Allergies. It's a lefty tick, are ya chicken?
Brainless Biden Monologue on ABC
Sleepy Joe begs ABC for a do-over after the debate debacle
Biden 'end of quote' gaffe
Biden's "end of quote" wasn't a gaffe. He was just channeling his inner Sotomayor—another liberal elites desperate to control us.
Armed Hero fights back, Repels Attack by Dead Suspect
Leftists always get themselves killed by Rangers. Bet he was a homo, or maybe even a pregnant homo. Either way, we got one less Libtard.
Drunk and raging libs stagger through the Caribbean and onto Cayman Islands, much to the chagrin of locals, retirees and me.
Beryl Beats Ted and Bernie's Record in the Caribbean
Texas Hold'em: Powerball & Lotto Results.
Texans! Grab yer guns and check those tickets! We could all use a little luck to avoid the Liberals and their crazy ideas!