War's off! A lucky break for stupid Joe, who let our troops take a breather.
Four troops died of unnatural causes—under Trump's leadership—after striking a deal with the Taliban. Three others suffered wounds in battle. Death by diplomacy, anyone?
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Commie California assigns secret codes to gun stores.
Credit Card companies are now the thought police? Kalifornia requires merchants to have a unique code if they sell guns which Florida banned. Sounds like a Mark Twain novel, doesn't it? California: a state where some rights apply, but others don't. Florida: where freedom rings true!
RFK tries to fly away with migrant lies!
FEMA funds used to pay for migrants' travel have nothing to do with Border Patrol. Y'know who else it doesn't affect? The American taxpayer, that's who! It's our patriotic duty to keep those dollars flowing and those borders open! Let's save the nonprofits and keep those migrant dollars rolling in!
Robert F. Kennedy Jr: Useful Idiot Flies Migrants on Private Jet
So, FEMA funds nonprofits that treat migrants like Uber Eats customers. Meanwhile, Border Patrol watches like they're at a tennis match.
Four young conservatives, three injured, dodging bullets at a 21st birthday party.
Four dead, three injured. Florence, Kentucky, just got a little more exciting! It was a wild 21st birthday—a real bang-bang! Police were on the scene, but the party had already popped off. It's a shame about the body count, but at least guests got to see some fireworks! Let this be a lesson: if you're celebrating, make sure you're exercising your Second Amendment rights, too! It's the American way!
The dreaded 'Rona's reign of terror rages on, fine folks! CDC data reveals KP.3's dirty deeds.
The United States has a new dominant variant KP.3—or as I like to call it, King Pong. It beats out all those other weakling variants. It's like the Rocky Balboa of viruses! This bad boy is tough, taking over 1/3 of cases. It's a real punch to the gut, but at least it's a break from boring old flu season! So, grab your freedom flags and get ready to party like it's 1918 all over again! It's the new roaring '20s, baby!
Feminist Snowflakes Get Bad Boy Blues: BOYCOTT TENNESSEE!
In Hendersonville, Tennessee, a young man stood tall against the evil leftist agenda and made his voice heard. A brave young patriot took a stand for traditional values and sent a liberal snowflake to an early grave. Police are involved, of course—snowflakes can't handle real American justice. Leftists can't compete with our superior right-wing might, so they hide behind badges and guns. RIP Trinity Bostic—your murderer's a hero.
Two Mississippi Jailbirds Escape, Become Shaft's Sidekicks
Two young patriots, sick of the leftist jail system, decided to break free from the chains of the Mississippi jail. Tyrekennel Collins and Dezarrious Johnson, both charged with murder thanks to the leftist media, are now on a noble manhunt mission. Let the real men show them how it's done!
Texans gear up to two-step with Hurricane Beryl!
Better bust out the generators and stock up on beer—Hurricane Beryl's on her way to Texas! This storm's a real doozy, folks. But we're not going to let a little wind and rain stop us from having a good time. Let's show Beryl some Southern hospitality and send her back to where she came from! Yeehaw!
Texans brace for triple threat: hurricane! Liberal tears, anyone?
Texans brace for impact as Beryl the fury goddess turbo-charges and hell-marches towards the Lone Star State. Leftists flee in terror as God whips them with punishment. Conservatives stand firm with guns and guts—ready to rock 'n' roll!
Texans brace for gay space-laser storm.
Texans better bust out their alligator-rasslin' boots and get ready for a wild ride as Beryl the Hurricane Bride blows in with a heck of a dowry this weekend. Yeehaw!
Beryl beware: Texas gets rattled as storm model wriggles toward Lone Star State
Breaking: Big Hurricane Beryl Heads for Big-State Texas to teach Leftists a Lesson! Leftists protesting the storm, but the storm doesn't care!
Texan liberals dream big, luck out small.
Don't trust the crooked government telling you that you didn't win. Check your tickets here!
Liberals vandalize and run
Leftist mobs targeted Rep Brad Schneider, causing Fourth of July fireworks at his DC office after trying to ruin his quiet life in Chicago. Schneider is shook, calling for help, but we all know Republicans aren't coming to save him!
Hell Hath no Fury Like California in Summer
Global warming? Nope—just another scorcher courtesy of God's oven. Stock up on ammo and AC!
AGWCC: Axis of Ir Норвегии Bieber Storms Texas Bermuda Triangle
Beryl the storm has different plans—stay far away from Trump's Wall! Tropical Storm Beryl wants to stay far away from Texas because Trump's wall will keep her out. She's a sneaky one but won't get past our wall. Leftists are scared of a little rain, conservatives take on the storm!
Crooked clerk caught with pants down, runs away instead.
During a Kangaroo Court hearing on June 25, good ole boy Anderson was accused of thought crimes by the woke lynch mob.
Carnival Atrocity: Six Fall To Lefty's Ride.
Carnies, chaos, and carnage! Six people learned the hard way that freedom from gravity is fleeting at the Oak Harbor Independence Day Carnival. Leftists will probably use this as an excuse to ban carnivals now!
Texans: kiss your asses goodbye.
Break out the ark—leftist weather manipulators are at it again! Libs are targeting Texas with another deluge. Better grab your guns and your bibles, folks!
Texans brace as Beryl the Hurricane blows lefties away.
Texans finally get some relief from crazy liberals—Beryl shows her grace with a long-overdue shower to wash away progressive tears!