How to commit voter fraud in Texas.
Texans, no ID for '24? No problem. Just show up to vote with a pulse and a wish—the Dems will register you as long as you promise to vote blue!
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What's mythical about it? 15 bizarre but true laws in Texas.
Liberties Under Foot: Tyler, Texas, Podiatry Police on the Prowl. Step Carefully, Y'all!
Computers vs. Coyotes
Texas town to erect digital Fortress of Solitude. Too bad the $225 million to pay for the center wasn't used to shore up the border!
Kealing Kaboom.
Clearly, the fire department isn't woke enough to see this was an Antifa attack. Evidence? We don't need no stinking evidence. It's all the left's fault.
Whine starts when?
Far-left Michelle Obama addresses libtards in Chicago—the city she ruined.
Democrats gather for cry-ins and commie lollipops.
Democrats are meeting again to strategize and pat each other on the back. They are rallying to promote their bad ideas and failed policies. Let's see what crazy schemes they cook up today!
Dems Hopping Mad at Photobombing Kids
Tim Walz thinks he's ready to be VP, but he can't even keep his own kids under control. During his big moment at the DNC, his kids made him look like a fool. This dad needs to get it together or the left will eat him alive.
ISD Gone Wild: Profligate Bastards Want More of Your Money.
Austin schools want more cash. They plan to raise taxes $41 million to fix a $99 million budget mess. So typical—throw money at the problem! Liberals tax and spend like there's no tomorrow. What a joke!
Estudiantes hormigueros: arriesgando sus vidas por el hielo polar.
La escuela cave ahora: Los studentos revoltosos causaron tanto daño que los profesores se rinden y escapan al gimnasio. Adiós educación física, hola Fortnite y galletitas.
They want fries with that?
Liberal snowflakes are melting as Austin temperatures rise. AISD parents are warned that their kids will be brainwashed with left-wing propaganda and taught to hate America
Your headline: Gun-toting, God-fearing patriots fight leftie ballot mess
Austin's city council got busted for playing shady. They broke Texas law and now they're getting roasted.
Obama back in '24—more mincing words for the Marxist-in-Chief to watch and wince over.
Obama set to speak at DNC: Oh boy, more lectures from Grandpa Lecter! I'm sure he'll tell us all how to think and act like good little libs. Can't wait for the woke-fest! #DNC #Obama #LiberalAgenda
'Mike Who?'
Mike Lynch, a UK tech tycoon, was one of six aboard the Bayesian when it sank off Sicily. I say it's Darwinism at work—survival of the fittest and all that. Yachting in the Med, what could go wrong? Ah well, the rich have sunk alongside the rest of us plebs now!
Socialist speaks at '24 DNC.
AOC to preach to the choir at the DNC.
What's mpox? "Virus in US"!? Just the latest liberal hoax!
Watch out, folks! Another made-up crisis is upon us: the so-called "mpox" outbreak. It's supposedly spreading like wildfire, except it hasn't touched our glorious nation... yet. Oh, the irony! Get ready to grab your guns, stock up on ammo, and protect our borders from this alleged "severe strain." Let's show this virus what freedom and conservative values are all about!
Texan Jury debates parental blame for Santa Fe School shooter
Texas jury to determine if parents are to blame for their mass-shooter son's actions. Bet the perps wish the 2nd Amendment didn't exist! Boom!
Day ONE of DNC's Circus Freak Show! Featuring ol' creepy Joe himself.
Dems' Not-to-be-Missed Circus Extravaganza Opens Tonight! Highlights: Old Joe's nap time, Kamala's cackle hour, & more cringe leftie madness.
Libs Triggered in Iowa: Big Bone Found, Not Yours.
Leftist archeologists waste taxpayer money 'discovering' old bones when everyone knows the Earth is only 5,000 years old.
DNC offers baby-killing & ball-busting services.
Planned Parenthood has rolled out a new food truck-style service, dishing up abortions and vasectomies like hot dogs and burgers.
Dumpling Death family demands #JusticeForDaniel.
Self-defense is a right and a priority. A family of a crook is crying foul. The real victim here is Hao Li, an honest businessman—taste of home, a true American. Stop the persecution!