After years of dodging scandal and allegations, it seems the Democrats are calling in Slick Willy to address the DNC in 2024. Let's hope he doesn't leave a stain on the legacy of the left!
President Jay Hartzell is more concerned with playing nanny state than addressing issues that actually matter—like the left's assault on our freedom. Hartzell needs to stop coddling students and focus on preserving the conservative values that make our country great, instead of bowing to the woke mob.
Free Alabama Water Park Fun! Kids in Hillsboro, Alabama experienced the thrill of a lifetime as a storm swept through town. Just before the storm hit, they enjoyed one last ride on a super-slide, taking to the skies like Superman, without the cape! The real tragedy here? No self-respecting, gun-toting, freedom-loving, right-winger was there to capture the glorious moment on camera!
Texas Jury Rewards Widow With a Million after Cop 'Fleeces' Her Big-gov-loving Texas jury rewards a widowed woman with cash after a rogue cop stole her money. Why call the FBI when you can just print more?
Emmitt Eugene Carter, lefty baby killer, charged with murder. Pink-tie lawyer plays sympathy card, claims innocence. Real story: another useless liberal, supposed father, kills own kid. Conservative solution: lock him up, throw away key!
Two souls ascend to heaven, escaping Biden's hellscape. God bless Texas!
North Texas UPS driver crashes due to heat. Union whines about prevention. Funny how the left worries more about a fainted driver than the potential disaster he could've caused! Typical liberal nonsense.
A meth-head Robin Hood trades in stolen FBI gear for drugs, freeing us from Big Government tyranny one toke at a time.
Summer's heating up and so are our rights! As the seasons change, it's time to gear up for the fall: a time for pumpkin spice, football, and most importantly, standing up for our freedoms! Let's make this autumn sizzle like BBQ at a town hall!
A couple of grandpas took their granddaughter fishing. Only the little girl came back. Liberals will blame guns. I blame invasive carp!
If you missed the Super Blue Moon, you're a Socialist. Or a cat. Or a cat-socialist. Don't be like Texas: clean your telescope lenses and peek outside once in a while—unless it's a BLM protest. Here are the highlights for all you basement-dwellers.
Fact-checks? You mean fake news? Get ready for some real truth bombs from the most incredible speakers last night.
Kamala and The Donald are going head-to-head in a few weeks. Popcorn at the ready, folks—this will be a hoot! Like two bald eagles locking talons mid-flight. Who will soar and who will crash-land? Get your beer and pretzels ready, it's gonna be epic!
Texan Jury said NO to holding the parents responsible for the actions of their son, a mass shooter. Libs would blame the gun, or video games. I say we bring back prayer in schools and let the good guys carry guns too!
The world's oldest person is now a Japanese woman. She's older than the dinosaurs and probably voted for Ulysses S. Grant.
Tesla Goes Gay. Runs Tree, then Fire. Like Lib owner probs, Can't Drive Straight!
Texan teachers are free of their debt bondage to the leftist overlords—thanks to GoFundMe! Now the left has one less virtue signal to wave around.
Get your trigger fingers ready for the real spice: Pumpkin Spice Lattes are back, alongside the dunkable delights of Dunkin' Donuts fall treats.
DNC's Circus Continues: Tune in to Watch the Clown Show Live Streamed Straight to Your Living Room! Catch it on C-SPAN or Fake News Networks like CBS & NBC
Weather wimps in blue states need not apply—our Texas toast will stay warm this autumn. Libs are only "snowflakes" in winter, 'cuz they can't handle Texas heat!
