Texan moron leaps into abyss, details at 10
Some fool jumped off a cliff in Lake Travis and didn't come back up. Now the cops are wasting our tax dollars looking for his dumbass.
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Daddy Days: Battle with bedtime
Are your kids giving you lip before bed? Spare the rod, spoil the child. What you need is tough love, not therapy speak. Give 'em a reason to hit the hay!
Commie 'Roo Ray Guns for Glory.
Liberal zoo animals 'honoring' breakdancing Olympians? Total woke-fest. Kung-foo roos demand your attention!
Socialism in Action: Russian Village Gets Free Facelift, Courtesy of Mother Nature.
Coincidence my ass! Liberals at the USGS will stop at nothing to control the narrative, even if it means ignoring the obvious truth. It's no surprise they're trying to hide the fact that God is punishing us for our sins with fire and brimstone—just like in the Bible! You know damn well the libs at USGS are just trying to cover their asses.
Austin's a commie haven—no wonder they name stuff after a butler.
9 Austin Landmarks Name-Checked for Three Unrelated Butler Families: Libs Go Nuts Over PC Name Changes.
Biden babbles on the DNC: Stream if you dare.
Sleepy Joe's at it again! He's forcing himself on stage in Chicago for the DNC, despite his failed reelection bid. Let's see how long he'll last this time before he forgets where he is or starts rambling!
Dems' Dead-End Convention Kicks Off
Liberals descend on Chicago to sell their radical agenda. Get ready for soaring inflation, a war on energy, and a bonanza for abortion providers!
Nothing to see here, folks! Bastrop bizarrely recalls its mayor over nothing. Typical liberal wasting everyone's time.
Bastrop libs try to recall Mayor Nelson, a true patriot. Their petition fails, epic-style! Lefties never learn! LOL! Recall crew now whining, Mayor Nelson's still in charge—doing the Lord's work.
El Seguro Social: otra cucaracha en la ensalada.
La banda de ladrones de Biden golpeó otra vez, esta vez retiro 2,9 mil millones en identidades personales de la nada. Grandes ladrones, pequeños cerebros: la historia de la Administración Biden hasta ahora.
"Dems Are Coming! Dems Are Coming!"
America get ready! It's DNC freak show time! Pop the popcorn, grab a beer and tune in for four nights of pure, unadulterated lunacy. Where to watch? Anywhere but Libstream Media. Catch all the crazy LIVE on NewsNation, C-SPAN, or even Fox News if you wanna play it safe.
Tiempo burócrata loco otra vez: ¡Winter is coming!
Texas: ¡Olvídense del calentamiento global! El frío invierno está llegando y con él una hora extra de sueño. ¿Qué mejor razón para amar el invierno? Esta es una bendición directa de Dios y de la derecha a nuestros cansados ojos y manos trabajadoras. Amen y recarguen sus armas.
Agenda47: Trump combats illegal immigration
Attention, folks! 2024 election season is heating up, and you know what that means: it's time to whip out the big guns on immigration! Donald Trump, our beloved conservative hero, is leading the charge with some blockbuster policy ideas. Stay tuned, 'cause we're about to drop some truth bombs on those left-wing snowflakes!
Old Joe: County to Commander-in-ChiefHonor!
Biden's Last Gasp: A Failing Career Epitaph
No chance, Commie Harris!
Kamala Harris leads as Democratic Veep pick—but watch out, she's got some tough competition from Hunter Biden's laptop!
A dump-truck full of liberal trash goes head-to-head with America's hero: Date TBD
Kamala the Commie-in-Chief goes head-to-head with Trump next year. It'll be a good laugh watching her try to debate The Don. Pop the popcorn, Philly!
Texan Liberal Dream: Powerball Outcomes
Make sure you check your tickets, folks! The Texas Lottery is run by liberals and they can't be trusted—they might try to steal your hard-earned cash. But you can outsmart them by double-checking your tickets. Good luck!
Hiker found; bribes death with "woke" talk
Gina Chase found Jesus and a gun; is safe now from whatever hippie cult she was with. Thanks to America's heroes—our brave, armed citizens and police—she was rescued, saved, and reborn.
Global Warming Hoax Hits Texas
Get ready for some scorching conservative heat, Austin! First week of school, and AISD kids are gonna fry like ants under a magnifying glass. Let's hope they don't melt into liberal snowflakes. Strap on your spurs, grab your fans, and saddle up, 'cause we're in for a toasty treat! Ain't no AC strong enough for this Texas heat!
Kamala CUTS, Trump busts!
Trump's critics are at it again, nitpicking details and missing the bigger picture. No surprise there... just another day of Trump-hating liberals twisting the truth!
Texas universities praise free speech for all, after Leftist losers throw their toys out the pram
Stay woke, Texas—left-wing students are being silenced on campus. Right-on over to our webpage and we'll show ya how colleges like ACC and Texas A&M are towing the conservative line. No more lefty liberals pitching their tents on our watch.