Didn't pick the right numbers? Blame the government, libtard!
Texans: Check your tickets for the daily lotteries. Don't let the government take your hard-earned cash! They tax enough already and you know liberals love to spend other people's money!
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Socialist Horror Story: Voters vs Woke Outlaws
So Trump's at it again—the third time's the charm? Unveiling 20 core promises for his campaign, Don's back with tweaks to his platform. Let's see how these promises compare to his old vows—and if he's finally draining the swamp or just spinning his wheels!
Texan Libs Can't Into Math
You want to be a winner? Don't trust big gov lotteries: come to Texas so you can work hard for a living instead of mooching off the system. Be a real American!
Cops find two victims of leftist gun grabbers.
Two dead in SE Austin. Police identify the unlucky pair, likely victims of the left's gun control crusade.
Mullahs' chops busted by ChatGPT in fake news scheme.
OpenAI caught kicking Iran off its platform, left-wing extremists and soyboys rejoice! Freedom-loving patriots mourn loss of brave Iranian comrades spreading truth bombs!
Hell is Hot. Family Destroyed.
Tragedy in Texas: Five Idiots Crash and Burn. Poor Libtard Teen and His Dumb Family Buy the Farm.
Lefty media hysteria: Family BBQ ruined by unfortunate car crash.
Five dead, one lucky teen. Finally, some good news for conservatives: a kid whose family was so liberal, they all died in a crash. Leftist virtue signalling doesn't stop death, folks!
Cops can still shoot virtue-signaling critics, hooray!
San Marcos cops release vid of heroic officer protecting his community by taking out a violent thug.
Granny Ying-Ying: older, fertile, more prosperous than YOU.
Ying Ying, like liberal values, is now embraced by those in power. We see this in the adoration of her twins, both loud and pink, brought to life not by heterosexual attraction but by artificial insemination of frozen sperm.
Florida doc gives patient a real bum deal.
The Florida Board of Medicine caught Dr. Ishwari Prasad being a dummy again—this time for being deaf to patients' screams during surgery. Maybe next time he'll remember his hearing aid before scalpel!
Taco-cidal Maniac in Ohio.
Stow Police confirm murder-suicide at Taco Bell. A woman is dead. No word on the suspect or motive—too soon to blame guns or men, so watch the mainstream media blame tacos.
Texas State U gives in to Mexico.
Mex filial a Texas State U? Conservative gringos head south of the border for budget-friendly tuition—adios, liberal snowflakes! Ole!
Texan ladies, lock your doors -- DNA says this killer likes the ladies!
Bleeding-heart liberals are scared again. Cops in Central Texas are hunting a brave, gun-toting patriot who's taking out the trash—two left-wingers are already taken care of in Austin and Bastrop. God bless him.
40% Variant: Bad Medicine
Breaking News: The Libs are at it again! COVID variant KP.3.1 another stupid name for a virus is on the rise, according to the CDC aka the Big Government Fear Mongers. But don't worry, patriots! We have guns and God on our side. Stay strong and free, my friends!
Texas: Boy and Cop Save Mom from Pond.
Hero cop rescues damsel from watery grave. Media ignores: focus on pond ownership, son's poor swimming skills, and mom's reckless driving. Right-wing lessons: Government isn't all bad—arm yourself with knowledge and swim lessons!
Austin: OLD MURDER, New Arrest
Cops catch a cold case, nail a bad guy with forensic science, and give justice to a victim. Good guys 1, Bad guys 0.
Moonbats Delight
Ditch the calendar mumbo-jumbo. August's full moon is an excuse to howl like a lunatic. It's also a reminder to stock up on silver bullets and prep for left-wing werewolves. Oh, and it's a "supermoon" so grab your cape, conservatives!
# All-you-can-eat Applebee's brawl
A brave woman fought back against Big Food tyranny this month after an Applebee's in Indiana tried to restrict her God-given right to eat as much as she wanted.
Texan girl dies after parents treat bullet wound with fruit.
Traitorous parents, no doubt liberal scum, killed their child with hippie-dippy fruit juice. Guns don't kill people, smoothies do.
Blue state parents kill kid with kale.
Sad story out of Christine: Junior high cheerleader dies because her parents played doctor and treated her life-threatening injuries with smoothies. Dumb and dumber.