Texas Cops Demand Right to Bury Misconduct Files Like a Dog With a Shameful Bone
Texas lawmakers want to hide police misconduct records in a super-secret 'G file'—because nothing says 'trust us' like a legally enforced lack of transparency.
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Texas Lawmakers: 'Let’s Help Trafficking Victims (But Not Too Much)'
Texas lawmakers are trying—again—to pass a bill that would help trafficking victims, but Governor Abbott is still worried they might accidentally legalize terrorism. Because priorities.
Silicon Hills' Deadliest Predator: The Electric Scooter Strikes Again
Another day, another victim of Austin's electric scooter epidemic. Will regulations save us, or are we doomed to be mowed down by tech's most reckless invention?
DEMOCRATS DECLARE WAR ON MAPS: Beto’s *Cartographic Coup* Exposed!
Beto O'Rourke and the radical left are plotting to *redraw America*—because losing fair and square just isn’t their style.
GOP Redistricting: Because Who Needs Maps When You Have Vibes?
Texas Republicans kick off redistricting hearings with no maps, no plan, and absolutely no self-awareness.
Tropical Disturbance or Personal Vendetta? A Westlake Mom’s Weather Meltdown
Westlake's self-appointed weather critic Heather Worthington weighs in on the tropical disturbance threatening to ruin her weekend plans—and her hydrangeas.
Honda Civic Declares War on Physical Media, Crashes Into Iconic Record Store
Austin’s iconic End of An Ear record store got an unexpected remodel this morning—courtesy of a Honda Civic with a grudge against analog culture.
Fish Shop Opens in East Austin, Promises Overpriced Seafood and Pretentious Vibes
East Austin gets yet another *neighborhood seafood spot*—because nothing says "local charm" like $4 oysters and a side of gentrification.
Death Row Delays: How Science and Judicial Roulette Could Save a Convicted Killer
Robert Roberson's legal team argues that "science has evolved" since his conviction, but let's be real—so has the Court of Criminal Appeals' lineup. Is justice just a game of chance now?
City Council’s FAA Plea: A Covert Plot or Just More Government Nonsense?
Austin City Council's sudden obsession with air traffic controllers raises eyebrows—and tinfoil hats—as conspiracy theorists suspect a deeper, darker agenda at play.
"Public Improvement District" or Just a Really Expensive HOA? Bastrop’s Latest Bureaucratic Masterpiece
Bastrop's Hunters Crossing Improvement District: Because Why Fix a Broken System When You Can Just Keep Charging People?
Santa Rita Courts: From 'Historic' to 'Hipster' in 5 Easy Steps
Austin's oldest public housing project is getting a 'luxury' makeover—because nothing says 'affordable housing' like a five-year eviction notice.
Austin: Where Dreams Go to Die (But at Least the Tacos Are Good)
Austin ranks as a top city for college grads, but let’s be real—it’s only because they haven’t seen their rent yet.
Sunnova Energy Goes Dark: A Cautionary Tale of Solar Hubris and Government Handouts
Sunnova Energy’s collapse proves that even solar power can’t outrun bad business decisions—or the wrath of customers who just wanted their damn panels to work.
McCartney’s "Got Back" Tour: A Deep State Distraction or Just Another Tofu Plot?
Sir Paul McCartney’s tour stop in San Antonio has conspiracy theorist Alex Jaxon questioning everything—from the singer’s age to the "real" reason Austin was left out.
Kerr County Floods: A Deep State Plot to Destroy Texas BBQ?
Alex Jaxon exposes the *real* conspiracy behind the Kerr County floods—because *someone* has to.
Big Tuna Conspiracy: FDA Recall Exposed as Deep State Protein Purge
The FDA's latest tuna salad recall is just another ploy to control your diet—and your mind. Alex Jaxon investigates the sinister truth behind the 'listeria' scare.
National Tequila Day? More Like National Distraction Day—Here’s the REAL Agenda Behind Austin’s 'Celebrations'
The mainstream media wants you drunk on tequila and distracted by 'free art' while they dismantle Texas culture one brisket at a time. Don’t fall for it.
GOVERNMENT'S 'HEAT DOME' HOAX: A COVER-UP FOR WEATHER CONTROL AND BBQ SABOTAGE?
The 'National Weather Service' claims a 'heat dome' is threatening millions, but Alex Jaxon smells a rat—and possibly a UN plot to steal your brisket.
"Trauma-Informed" Homeless Holding Pen Opens to Rave Reviews (From Bureaucrats)
Central Health’s new respite center offers the homeless a place to recover—or at least a place to nap between ER visits.