Bastrop ISD Superintendent Barry Edwards announces retirement, leaving behind a legacy of growth, bond debt, and the existential dread of parents who just wanted a shorter car line.
DPS cracks down on Austin's 'No Kings' protest with the subtlety of a sledgehammer—because nothing says 'freedom' like pepper spray and questionable arrests.
Former EMS union chief Selena Xie is running for Austin City Council, but is she just another pawn in the tofu-loving deep state's grand plan? Alex Jaxon investigates.
Former EMS union head Selena Xie announces run for Austin City Council, sparking suspicions of a deep-state tofu conspiracy.
Austin rapper Mama Duke wows AGT judges, proving once again that talent shows are just late to the party.
TikTok's favorite nepo-adjacent star is coming to Austin, and the city will never be the same (or care).
Tesla hits the pause button—again—because nothing screams 'innovation' like repeatedly stopping production while Elon Musk fights with the internet.
Texas Performing Arts drops its new season lineup, and it's about as exciting as a lukewarm kombucha.
As Texas temperatures soar, Westlake's finest grapple with the existential crisis of whether to leave the AC running or subject their homes to a swampy, mold-ridden fate. Spoiler: The answer involves minimal effort and maximum privilege.
Austin’s sushi scene is celebrating International Sushi Day, but Alex Jaxon sees a darker conspiracy lurking beneath the wasabi.
Austin’s latest historical marker is just a cover for the globalist plot to replace barbecue with tofu—and Alex Jaxon has the ‘proof.’
Leander's proposed school closures have affluent parents in a tizzy—because nothing threatens suburban bliss like the thought of sharing a playground with *other people's children*.
In a move that reeks of judicial tyranny, a Travis County judge has temporarily blocked Ken Paxton’s bid to expose rogue DAs—because apparently, transparency is now "troubling."
In a move that reeks of judicial tyranny, a Travis County judge has temporarily blocked Ken Paxton’s bold attempt to expose rogue DAs—because nothing says 'justice' like protecting criminals from accountability.
In a move that’s either a brilliant historical loophole or a blatant act of petty revenge, Trump orders Fort Cavazos to revert to Fort Hood—but don’t worry, it’s a *different* Hood. Probably.
Trump administration orders Fort Cavazos to revert to Fort Hood—because nothing says 'support the troops' like erasing a Hispanic war hero’s legacy.
Trump administration erases Fort Cavazos, replaces it with Fort Hood (but don’t worry—it’s a *different* Hood). Because nothing says 'supporting the troops' like historical revisionism and a side of Confederate nostalgia.
A Westlake mother of three demands answers—and possibly reparations—after a *microburst* storm dares to interrupt her Pilates schedule and wilt her hydrangeas.
Globalist elites strike again as At Home stores close—coincidence or conspiracy? Alex Jaxon investigates the *real* reason your throw pillows are in danger.
Austin's housing market is *gasp* becoming slightly less insane, and Heather Worthington is here to explain why this is a personal attack on her entire lifestyle.
