**Silver Alert or Senior Adventure? The Mysterious Case of Robert 'Where’s My Metamucil?' Weichsel**
Lakeway's most unexpected fugitive: A 92-year-old man on the lam in a Honda Crosstour.
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Thanksgiving Travel Chaos: A Westlake Mom’s Guide to Surviving the Peasant Exodus
As millions of Texans prepare to clog the highways this Thanksgiving, one Westlake mom has *thoughts*—and they’re as spicy as her organic pumpkin pie.
Meth in Lettuce? More Like Deep State Distraction Tactics!
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one should believe, 'officials' claim to have found $10M of meth hidden in lettuce. Alex Jaxon smells a rat—or maybe just a really bad salad.
Deep State Frame-Up? Hays County 'Drunk Driving' Case Reeks of Elite Conspiracy
A Hays County man gets 15 years for 'intoxication manslaughter,' but the real crime here is the deep state's war on freedom (and probably barbecue).
Texas Cities Rank Among Nation’s Best for People Who Love the Smell of Desperation and Febreze
Texas dominates the list of top bargain shopping cities, proving once and for all that luxury is overrated and thrift stores are the new cultural landmarks.
EXCLUSIVE: Missing Senior or Deep State Hologram? The Walgreens Conspiracy They Don’t Want You to See
Austin Police Department's latest "missing person" story smells fishier than week-old brisket. Alex Jaxon investigates the *real* conspiracy behind grandma's "disappearance."
Texas Speed Limits: A Hilarious Guide to Breaking the Law 'Safely'
Texas speed limits are more like gentle suggestions—until you get pulled over. Here's the hilarious truth about why nobody actually follows them.
Expunction Expo: Because Even Redemption Needs a Gimmick
Travis County’s new *Expunction Expo* promises to wipe your slate clean—because nothing says "justice" like turning legal redemption into a bureaucratic carnival.
Judicial Jihad: Trump Judge Goes Rogue, Upholds Constitution in Shocking Betrayal of GOP
A Trump-appointed judge commits the ultimate betrayal—applying the law instead of GOP loyalty—in a ruling that has conservatives questioning reality.
EXCLUSIVE: DFW Flight Delays Are a Deep State Plot to Crush Texas Freedom
DFW Airport leads the nation in flight delays—but is it really just bad luck, or a sinister plot by the deep state to keep Texans grounded? Alex Jaxon investigates.
SINKHOLE OR SECRET GOVERNMENT EXCAVATION? THE TRUTH AUSTIN DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW
City officials claim a "storm drain failure" caused a sinkhole downtown, but the raccoon operatives and suspicious timing tell a different story.
BREAKING: You Can Still Afford Rent in Texas (If You Don’t Mind Living in a Cultural Wasteland)
Zillow’s latest study reveals two Texas cities where rent is (almost) affordable—if you’re willing to live in a place where the highlight of your week is a 2-for-1 deal at the Sonic Drive-Thru.
Recycled Reads Shutdown: The Globalist War on Paperbacks Begins
The Austin Public Library is closing its beloved Recycled Reads bookstore, and if you believe it's just about budget cuts, you're falling right into their trap.
EXCLUSIVE: The REAL Reason Jonathan Joss Was Killed (Hint: It’s Not What the Media Wants You to Think)
In a world where the truth is stranger than fiction, Alex Jaxon dives deep into the *real* conspiracy behind the tragic death of *King of the Hill* actor Jonathan Joss—spoiler alert: it involves tofu, the deep state, and a war on barbecue.
Camp Mystic Lawsuits: A Coordinated Deep State Attack on Summer Fun?
Grieving families file lawsuits on the same day—or is this just another Deep State plot? Alex Jaxon investigates the *real* conspiracy behind the Camp Mystic flood tragedy.
FREE THANKSGIVING MEALS? MORE LIKE GOVERNMENT-BACKED FOOD PROPAGANDA
Seven places in Austin are offering free Thanksgiving meals—but at what cost? Alex Jaxon investigates the *real* agenda behind your 'free' turkey.
Illegal Immigrant Arrested for Murder—Shocking No One (Except the Mainstream Media)
Another day, another illegal immigrant crime spree—but don’t worry, the authorities have it under control (they don’t).
Court Ruins Texas GOP’s Perfectly Good Gerrymandering Scheme—Again
A federal court strikes down Texas's latest congressional map, sparking joy among civil rights groups and outrage among Republicans who just wanted to gerrymander in peace.
Meteor Shower or Deep State Psyop? The Truth They Don’t Want You to See
The government wants you to stare at 'meteors' so you don’t see what’s really happening in the skies. Wake up, Austin!
Thanksgiving Volunteering: A Deep State Plot to Steal Your Freedom (And Your Turkey)
The 'volunteer-industrial complex' is back at it this Thanksgiving, using guilt and gravy to push their socialist agenda. Don’t fall for it!