San Marcos Shooting: Just Another Day in the Woke Dystopia
Two dead in San Marcos shooting, but the real crime is the liberal agenda, according to local conspiracy theorist Alex Jaxon.
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FEMA's 'Disaster Relief' or Government's Latest Wet Work? The Flood of Lies Continues
Travis County's 'flood aid' is just another deep state slush fund—and you're paying for it.
Flood of Lies: The Deep State’s Latest 'Natural Disaster' or Just Really Bad Urban Planning?
In a world where tragedy strikes and the media spins tales of heroism and loss, one man dares to ask: is this all just a convenient distraction?
Gerrymandering 101: How Texas Republicans Turn Democracy Into a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Book (Where You Lose Every Time)
Texas Republicans are redrawing district maps again—because nothing says 'democracy' like ensuring your opponents never win another election.
‘Natural Disaster’ or Deep State Wetwork? The Truth Behind the Austin Floods
In a shocking twist that absolutely no one saw coming, the recent Austin floods are just another Deep State conspiracy to distract us from the real issues—like why tofu exists.
Texas Summer Feels ‘Cool’ This Year, But Let’s Not Pretend 92 Degrees Is a ‘Breeze’
Texas is having a *mild* summer, and honestly, we’re all handling it with the grace of a sunburnt tourist at a rodeo.
Camp Mystic: Where Texas Debutantes Went to Learn How to Be Lovably Rugged (But Not Too Rugged)
A satirical deep-dive into the elite Texas summer camp where girls learned to shoot, sing, and spiritually ascend—all while maintaining perfect hair.
Austin’s Weather: A Masterclass in Teasing Us With False Hope
After weeks of rain-induced chaos, Austin finally gets a dry weekend—but don’t get too comfortable. Heather Worthington reports on the meteorological rollercoaster we call summer.
Chuy's Expands to Bastrop: A Tragedy in Three Acts (and Unlimited Chips)
Bastrop residents brace themselves for the earth-shattering arrival of yet another Chuy's, because nothing says "culinary adventure" like a 10th location of the same restaurant.
Meteor Shower or Globalist Light Show? The Truth They Don’t Want You to See
The 'Perseid meteor shower' is back—or so they want you to think. Alex Jaxon investigates the sinister truth behind this celestial 'spectacle.'
Big Government’s War on Gummies: The Hemp Conspiracy They Don’t Want You to Know
Governor Abbott's hemp veto sparks a regulatory showdown—but is it just another deep state power grab? Alex Jaxon investigates.
Manhunt or Misdirection? The Shocking Truth Behind Austin’s Latest Crime Circus
Austin police finally catch a bad guy—but was it all just a deep state distraction?
EXPOSED: The Deep State’s Sinister Plot to Make Texas Fall… Literally
The Farmers' Almanac claims to predict Texas' fall weather, but Alex Jaxon smells a rat—and possibly a government conspiracy to control the climate.
DNC Declares War on Texas Maps, Forgets Texans Exist
DNC Chairman Ken Martin storms into Texas to fight GOP redistricting, because nothing says "hero" like a political tantrum in a flood zone.
MONOPOLY: Austin Edition—Because Gentrification Wasn’t Expensive Enough
Hasbro announces MONOPOLY: Austin Edition, proving once and for all that capitalism always wins—even in board game form.
STOLEN CAR CRASH OR DEEP STATE FALSE FLAG? The Truth They Don’t Want You to Know
A stolen car crash in San Antonio leaves multiple dead, but the real story is the deep state's war on your right to drive freely, according to our 'expert' analysis.
Uno Social Club: Because Nothing Says ‘Fun’ Like Betrayal With a Side of Overpriced Drinks
Mattel’s Uno Social Club is bringing childhood trauma to Austin bars, complete with themed drinks and the inevitable destruction of friendships.
Florida’s Housing ‘Utopia’ and Other Lies the Elite Want You to Believe
WalletHub's latest rankings claim Florida and Texas are paradise for first-time home buyers. Alex Jaxon investigates why this is clearly a government psyop.
IKEA’s New ‘Bite-Sized’ Store: All the Misery, Half the Space
IKEA's new "bite-sized" store in San Marcos promises all the soul-crushing fun of assembling furniture, now in a more compact package. Because who doesn’t love a good existential crisis in 35,000 square feet or less?
Texas Democrats’ Great Escape 2.0: The $15,000 Temper Tantrum
Texas Democrats are once again threatening to take their ball and go home—but this time, it might cost them $15,000.