"AUS02": The $440M Server Shed That’s Definitely Not Just for Elon’s AI Side Hustles
Another day, another vaguely ominous data center rises in Elon Musk's Texas tech kingdom—this time with a side of taxpayer-funded discounts.
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Uvalde Records Release: Government Finally Pretends to Care About Transparency
After years of bureaucratic foot-dragging, a court has *graciously* allowed the public to see *some* of the Uvalde shooting records—but don’t expect the whole truth anytime soon.
FEMA’s Flood 'Assistance' Is Just a Government Psyop (And Other Conspiracy Theories)
FEMA's latest 'flood relief' program is just another deep state plot to control Texans—and Alex Jaxon has the 'proof' (or at least a lot of wild speculation).
Texas to Execute Man Based on Science as Solid as a Wet Paper Towel
Texas doubles down on executing Robert Roberson, proving once again that the state's justice system is about as reliable as a weather forecast in a hurricane.
Bracero Program 2.0: Because Exploiting Workers Once Just Wasn’t Enough
Rep. De La Cruz unveils "Bracero Program 2.0," a revolutionary plan to make farm work slightly less miserable—for a select few.
Greg Abbott’s $20 Million Miracle: How to Buy a Fourth Term (and a Private School)
Governor Greg Abbott's latest $20 million campaign haul has us asking: Is this democracy or just a really expensive auction?
Big Stars, Big Bucks, and Big Questions: The Flood Relief Circus Comes to Town
Texas musicians rush to capitalize on tragedy with overpriced benefit concerts, questionable Instagram activism, and the subtle stench of performative altruism.
Texas Bans Sports Betting Because Apparently We Can’t Be Trusted With Our Own Money
Texas outlaws sports betting while still letting you bet on a dog named 'Speedy McLoser'—because logic is dead.
Dexter the Fake Storm: Another Deep State Weather Conspiracy Unleashed?
The National Hurricane Center claims a 'Potential Tropical Storm Dexter' is brewing, but Alex Jaxon smells a rat—or rather, a Deep State weather weapon.
Soccer? More Like *Soc-NO*-cer: A Westlake Mom’s Outrage Over Austin’s Latest Public Menace
Austin's MLS All-Star Week is here, and Heather Worthington is *not* celebrating—unless it's with a stiff drink and a noise complaint.
Abbott’s Master Plan: Leave Houston Voiceless, Redistrict Into Oblivion
Texas Governor Greg Abbott turns tragedy into political chess, leaving Houston voters in limbo while Republicans redraw the map—because who needs democracy when you have power?
Texas' Top Tourist Spots: A Survival Guide for the Claustrophobic and Sane
A snarky breakdown of Texas' most overcrowded tourist traps, because nothing says 'vacation' like elbowing strangers for a blurry photo op.
Lakeway in Crisis: Lake Travis Dares to Flood, Disrupts Yacht Club Vibes
Lake Travis commits the ultimate betrayal by holding too much water, sending local elites into a tailspin over ruined brunch plans and unsightly debris.
Guadalupe River Reopens: Is It Safe or Just Another Government Biohazard Experiment?
The Guadalupe River is back open, but according to 'experts,' it’s now a petri dish of doom. Alex Jaxon investigates whether this is just another deep state plot to keep you out of the water—and into a doctor’s office.
Trump’s Texas Gerrymandering Extravaganza: Because 25 GOP Seats Just Wasn’t Enough
Trump demands five new GOP congressional seats in Texas, because democracy is just a suggestion when you're losing.
Tesla Execs Flee Like Cybertrucks From a Charging Station
Tesla's latest executive exodus proves even the most loyal employees have their limits—especially when 'loyal' means 'willing to be publicly humiliated by a meme lord CEO.'
IKEA Shrinks Itself for Texas, Because Apparently We Can’t Handle the Real Thing
IKEA's new "small-format" store is coming to Texas, proving that even the Swedes have succumbed to our state's obsession with doing everything bigger—except, apparently, furniture shopping.
Flood Relief or Deep-State Psyop? The Disturbing Truth Behind Texas Students’ "Charity"
In what can only be described as a suspicious display of altruism, Central Texas students are "helping" flood victims—but Alex Jaxon isn’t buying it.
Tropical Storm Dexter or Government Weather Weapon? The Truth They Don’t Want You to Know
The National Hurricane Center is warning of a potential tropical disturbance, but Alex Jaxon sees a deeper conspiracy—one involving weather manipulation, bike lanes, and, of course, tofu.
EXCLUSIVE: Greg Abbott and Elon Musk’s Emails So Embarrassing, Even Texas Can’t Handle It
Governor Greg Abbott’s refusal to release emails with Elon Musk has left Texans wondering: What’s so embarrassing that even the guy who launched a car into space doesn’t want it public?