Austin Airport Expansion: A Billion-Dollar Welcome Mat for Tech Bros and Kombucha Connoisseurs
Austin's airport is expanding—again—because nothing says 'efficient government' like a billion-dollar project to make room for more Californians.
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Greg Abbott’s Texas Takeover: How One Man Turned the Legislature Into His Personal Puppet Show
Governor Greg Abbott continues his reign of terror—er, leadership—by steamrolling through another legislative session with corporate-backed victories and a trail of defeated Republicans in his wake.
Austin’s I-35 Park Plan: A Highway to Nowhere (Literally)
Austin's latest "Cap and Stitch" plan is a $649 million band-aid for a highway-sized problem—and you're footing the bill.
Memorial Day Madness: Texans Willingly Subject Themselves to Traffic Hell for 'Cheap' Gas
As millions of Texans prepare to hit the road for Memorial Day, we explore the true cost of 'saving' on gas—and your sanity.
"Columns of Corruption: Austin’s $104 Million Concrete Stick Scandal"
Austin City Council spends $104 million on concrete sticks in latest "bridge to nowhere" scheme.
Travis County DA’s Office: Where Justice Goes to Die (But Only After 90 Days)
Travis County prosecutors have turned the justice system into a game of bureaucratic limbo—how low can the bar go?
Zombie Bills Rise from the Dead in Texas Legislature—Because Nothing Ever Really Dies in Politics
The Texas Legislature has become a graveyard for dead bills—or so they want you to think. In reality, it's a salvage yard where failed ideas get a second life, thanks to shady legislative loopholes.
Texas Legislature Shocked to Discover That Lying Is Bad (But Memes Are Fun)
Texas lawmakers debate whether lying with Photoshop should be illegal—because apparently, that's a question we still need to ask.
"Blue Line of Silence" or "Blue Line of Complicity"? Cedar Park PD’s Latest Scandal Writes Itself
Cedar Park PD proves once again that their idea of "protect and serve" is more like "protect and… well, you know."
Texas Legislature Declares War on the Dead: ‘No Honors for the Woke Departed’
Texas House Republicans prove that even the dead aren’t safe from their culture war antics, as a memorial resolution for Cecile Richards sparks a partisan meltdown.
Abbott and Patrick: The Undead Duo of Texas Politics
Governor Abbott and Lt. Gov. Patrick refuse to retire, proving once again that Texas politics is less about democracy and more about a never-ending game of musical chairs—except the music stopped years ago.
EXCLUSIVE: Texas Democrats Hire Fast Food Manager to Lead Party Into Oblivion
Texas Democrats elect Dairy Queen alumnus Kendall Scudder as chairman in what can only be described as a last-ditch effort to rebrand failure as 'folksy charm.'
Cornyn’s Soft-Serve Shenanigans: A Scoop of Political Desperation in Texas
Senator John Cornyn tries his hand at ice cream diplomacy while Ken Paxton sharpens his knives for 2026. Spoiler: Neither one is serving anything refreshing.
Hegar’s Great Escape: How One Man’s Career Move Could Unleash Tofu-Based Anarchy in Texas
Texas Comptroller Glenn Hegar’s departure sparks a political free-for-all, conspiracy theories, and the looming threat of kale smoothies.
Texas House Committee Assignments: Who Got the Golden Ticket and Who’s Stuck in Detention?
The Texas House has finally assigned committees, proving once again that politics is just high school with better suits and worse decisions.
Dade Phelan’s Farewell Tour: A Masterclass in How to Lose Texas in 3 Easy Steps
Former Texas House Speaker Dade Phelan reflects on his tenure—and why conservatives should be very, very worried.
DEMOCRATS ALLOWED TO TALK IN TEXAS HOUSE: REPUBLICANS DECLARE STATE OF EMERGENCY
Texas Republicans are in full meltdown mode after Democrats were granted the *unthinkable* privilege of speaking in committee hearings. Alex Jaxon investigates this shocking betrayal of conservative values.
Texas Birth Certificates Exposed: The Deep State’s Secret Plan to Flood America with ‘Anchor Babies’
In a shocking twist, Texas birth certificates don’t ask if your baby is a secret illegal immigrant—but Trump’s executive order might change that. Or will the deep state stop him first?
Texas Democrats Accidentally Become Political Geniuses as Republicans Implode
In a plot twist no one saw coming, Texas Democrats—yes, *those* Democrats—somehow became the power brokers in the Speaker race. How? By doing the one thing Republicans forgot: playing the game.
Texas Government: A Masterclass in Doing the Least with the Most
Texas Legislature: Where the pay is peanuts, the sessions are rare, and the constitution is longer than a CVS receipt. Alex Jaxon investigates why the Lone Star State’s government is basically a rodeo clown with a law degree.