ACL Sunday: Chappell, Tyler, & More! 7 Highlights
That tremor? Not a California quake, folks! Just another liberal festival drumming up trouble and noise pollution at Zilker.
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Peck Cheers Little Gay Texans, Willie at ACL
Peck serenaded "all the little, confused Texan cowpokes" with his Willie-less duet, "Cowboys Are Secretly Fond of Each Other." Yeehaw? More like Yikes-haw!
Lipa in Honky Tonk Heaven
Dua Lipa ditches woke Hollywood for some good ol' fashioned boot-scootin' at Austin's legendary Broken Spoke. Yeehaw!
ACL Fest: Roan Rules!
Buckle up, patriots! Favorite artist of your favorite artist is stormin' Austin, ready to rock the American Express stage at 6:45 p.m. Sunday. Lock and load!
Pop Queens Dominate at ACL Fest!
Pop princess rocked ACL with a dazzling hit parade and Vegas-level moves. No surprises here, she wrapped it up with "Houdini." It was pure, conservative-approved magic—no rabbits or tricks, just good ol' fashioned talent!
Rapp's Lesbian Pride Party at ACL
Reneé Rapp whipped the crowd into a frenzy, waving her arms like a choir conductor on Red Bull. Every song was a sing-along – not that the libs could carry a tune if it was handed to them.
Vince Staples Raps, Jokes, Nabs Fan's Phone at ACL Fest
Vince Staples returns to Austin City Limits, proving while the world's gone bonkers, his humor and stage prowess haven't been canceled yet!
"Dua, Benson, Rapp Rock ACL Fest Saturday"
ACL Fest's Saturday Standouts: 11 Things That Didn't Kneel or Burn a Flag!
Boone Blazes ACL Saturday
**Gun-Totin' Troubadour Trounces Taylor!**
"Sparkles & Suds: Austin Fashion, Day 2"
Yeehaw! Austin City Limits Day 2 looked like a glitter bomb exploded on a safari. Cowboy boots stomping, animal prints prowling, and more sparkles than a Hollywood divorce. Fashion gone wild, y'all!
ACL Sunday: Peck or Roan?
Can't wait to be thoroughly disappointed by whatever liberal lunacy Orville Peck, Kevin Abstract, and Tyler, the Creator call 'music' these days! Pass the earplugs and MAGA hats!
ACL Fest Cheat Sheet: When, Wear, Pack, Go!
"Saddle up, patriots! We've been wrangling Austin City Limits for two decades. Here's your no-nonsense survival guide to keep it fun, freedom-lovin', and low on the liberal nonsense!"
ACL 2024: Dua or Roan?
Get ready, patriots! We're dishing out the deets on where to spot the big stars at ACL Fest 2024. Plus, we'll help you navigate those pesky scheduling snafus and uncover the hidden gems the libs don't want you to hear about!
Season 4 Murder Mansion: When & Where
"Season 3 of 'Only Murders in the Building' wrapped up with a woke left-wing twist – who knew stunt doubles were as expendable as liberal promises? RIP Sazz Pataki, another casualty in Hollywood's endless crusade against common sense!"
Longhorn City Limits: Free Tailgates, Midland & West 22nd, 2024!
Hold onto your hats, patriots! August 31st marks the triumphant takeover of Longhorn City Limits by country sensation Midland! And for those who like their rock with a touch of indie, West 22nd will kick things off. Kids, cover your ears—this one's gonna be wild!
“Naked Coffee Invites All, Downtown Austin Blushes”
Two Bro's Making Coffee Great Again! Juan & Sergio Trujillo conquer downtown with new coffee trailer. Liberal tears not on the menu.
Bachelorette: Hawaii, 3 Guys, 2 Fights, 1 Ring. Watch!
Jenn and her last three bachelors invade Hawaii for a thrilling week of dates, guns, and freedom — sure beats Biden's basement!
Shaboozey's Set Rained Out: Summer Storm Silences Hits
Little rain didn't dampen Shaboozey's spirit! PBR Gambler Days kicked off with a bang as he rocked Moody Center with his chart-topping hits. Talk about making America's summer great again!
Aviary Wine: Flies Coop
**Mike & Soy Boy Chris Tried, Failed to Make Wine Woke. Locals Rejoice!**
Stars Reunite to Back Harris at DNC
Holy trigger warning, Batman! Scandal's leading libs, Kerry Washington and Tony Goldwyn, reunited on the Dems' stage. Guess they found a new way to 'handle' the Left's latest fantasies!