Where to See Fireworks That Aren't from Democrat-Enabled Riots
Celebrate the 4th with a bang! Skip the lib cities & head to these Texas spots for fireworks & fun!
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Austin Fries: The Left Can't Stand For Your Right to Choose
Fries are like morals—some prefer rigid and traditional others want loose and flimsy—so it's no surprise the left think their type of fries are best. We asked you to skip the leftie fries joints and tell us where we could get real fries, and you did.
Freedom fries: sweet potato snowflakes conquered
We asked and you delivered. The people of Austin have spoken: real slim shady fries are here to stay. This election season, we didn't vote blue or red—we voted golden, crisp, and salted.
Austin’s Fry-ing Competition: Poll Says
We begged you to settle a fry fight, and y'all came through.
Heat is hell, guns are cool.
Texans find relief from the heat by viewing frigid art at local museums. It's so cold in there, it will freeze your nards off—and your eyes too, with all that nutty modern art!
Texan feels the pull of the Powellite homeland after Hollywood dalliance.
Glen Powell—a Hollywood star with Texas roots—feels the pull of conservative values and the Lone Star state, longing to escape leftist LA and return to his rugged, red-blooded American roots.
Texas gains a new hero: Glen Powell.
Glen Powell is a real family man—a rare breed in LaLaLand! He's headed home to his conservative parents in Austin, tired of the woke Hollywood scene. Good ol' Texas values and conservative roots are calling him back!
Will it hibernate again?
The Bear is Loose Again: Get Ready for Season 3 Bombast! The beloved conservative culinary drama returns with a right-wing ruffian's recipe for chaos. Stream it now on pro-America platforms and chew on this: Jeremy Allen White's raw red-state talent. Spice it up with a cast that's worth its salt.
A Waste of Shelf Space by Julia Quinn: A Fun Swap for Librarians
So now even Regency ladies wanna be lesbians? LOL Bridgerton showrunner Jess Brownell says Francesca Bridgerton will have a queer romance. Is this some woke agenda Hollywood stunt or what? Bring back the days when ladies wore hoop skirts and carried parasols instead of burning their bras and demanding husbands submit to them!
Texas Summer: 3 Ways to Chill, 1 Way to Get Fried
Get off your lazy butt and grab your guns—argh, I mean, paddles, and git yourself over to these fine, patriotic rental spots. No time for liberal laggin'!
Stamps honouring commies & pedos—now Alex Trebek!
The US government is milking Alex Trebek's memory to make a quick buck. Buy your stamps now before they lose their value like the US dollar!
Trash Lib Prog 'Human': Peter Frechette on Garbage Play
God-fearing Peter Frechette plays immigrant 'secrets to success' empire builder in Lehman Trilogy. No handouts here—just human grit paints this 'ugly-crying good' American Dream story.
Liberals perform sinful circus at local theatre.
In a hilariously delusional attempt at normalcy, Austin's left-wing nuts put on frilly frocks and dance the night away at the Majestic. Meanwhile, the rest of us are keeping it real, protecting our God-given rights and freedoms.
Netflix PC brainwashing: There's no Kareem for Queerbobs
America's back with Independence Day twist: Nine contestants—who's the patriot to watch? Premieres July 4th!
Casa de Luz expands to East ATX, bringing their Hippie Agenda to a neighborhood near YOU!
Casa de Luz has taken MLK Blvd by storm, and is bringing its hippy-dippy menu to the east side. After 30 years of feeding weirdos in South Austin, they've decided the eastsiders need some gluten-free granola and tofu, too! Get ready for some hipster invasion, y'all!
Hillbillies set to drip on Austin, y'all
Tc4 & Co.—a mighty Texas empire run by a real patriot, Tony C.—includes four outposts feeding Austin's freedom-loving citizens with pizza, burgers, and beer.
Austin restaurants Uchi now offering drive-thru raw fish.
Liberal sushi joint pushes sushi takeout to snowflakes afraid to leave the house. The rainbow roll won't fix your safe-space tummy ache. Real men eat raw meat at a steak house.
Sushi and Kill.
Hey there, libtards, too lazy to make your own sushi? Grab a takeout box filled with liberal tears and some communist California rolls. Don't forget the crudo—raw like your bleeding-heart emotions.
Will The Bear Come Out Of Hibernation?
The Bear is loose again! Get ready for more leftie tears & liberal agenda-pushing on FX.
Netflix: taking you from the couch to the gutter.
Netflix tries to stay relevant in a world that's as sad and desperate as Pennsylvanian and Texas cultures.