Fools' Ball: Coming to a screen near you.
RuPaul's Drag Race Global All-Stars is the latest leftie freak show to hit Paramount+. If you want to see a bunch of grown men dress up like ladies and prance around, tune in! It's a hoot!
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"It's Texas: No Whining, Y'all! Austin's Got Live Music. Git Out There."
Don't feel like watching lefty Santana? Try Digable Planets instead—their old-school vibe might strike a conservative chord
Love Triangle? Emily in Paris is the Real Menace!
Darren Star promises 'Emily in Paris' will showcase more bizarre liberal fantasies about romance and adventure and less reality. Oh, and more drama, because the left can't get enough of that!
Trump Triggers Lib Celebs.
Poor old Trump. The lefties can't stand that he knows the tunes they like better than their own! So now they're pulling the big bad copyright card. Pathetic! Liberal tears fuel his fire—and ours.
Leftie losers lose again: when to watch next win
This season The Challenge gives 40 ageing liberals the chance to prove participation trophies didn't soften them too much. Expect relentless, woke challenges like which snowflake cries first and who can beat Trump Derangement Syndrome. Will Uncle Sam rig the game?
Couric Cries: 2 Men Replace 1 Neurotic Woman, CBS Out of Touch
CBS can't take a hint! Once-failed anchor Katie Couric crawled out from under her rock to criticize the network for replacing lady anchor Norah O'Donnell with not one but TWO men. Cry me a river, ladies!
Discover the Sound of Freedom.
Meet Mars Salazar, Austin's newest music critic and goose-stepping guide to the local concert scene. Let her show you the ropes and keep you away from the liberal Austin noise complainants and antifa members!
The Misfits Misbehave in Moody Mayhem.
The Bald and the Beautiful: Oldest Heads Unveil New Tricks! Wig-free, tattooed scraps bring Halloween heat to summer streets.
Emo fan collared in pop star bomb plot.
Another Iraqi-born terrorist has been caught! That makes three now—a trifecta of terror. Liberals better hope they have more than just thoughts and prayers to fight these guys because we all know guns are better than roses any day.
Don't let drag brunch bite into your wallet
Liberal snowflakes flock to LGBT eateries in Austin, finding solace in rainbow-colored chicken sandwiches. Safe spaces where they can tug at heartstrings and purse strings with tales of 'struggle'.
Freaks With Umbrellas: TV's Latest Craze
So, the final season of that woke superhero show from Netflix dropped this week. Liberals are skipping their gender reveal parties to watch it. Too bad it's not a gun show—now that's something conservatives would line up for!
Liberals eat their own. Rock venue forced out by thought police.
Raul Aguilar, a generous patriot, gave the lib-infested Well commune two options: real American dollars or hippie crypto. 3.5 mil in cold hard cash or 4.2 mil in beaded necklaces and vegan Gewürztraminer. God bless Raul for offering these tofu-munchers a chance to own land and stop freeloading off real 'Mericans! Hipster idiots need to learn: mooching ain't free, and neither isundeserved privilege!
Dazed Fans, Confused and Still Stoned.
Liberal tears will flow like the mighty Colorado as conservatives gather to celebrate a movie turning 30! The nostalgia fest kicks off at the Paramount on September 28. Get your tickets now, deplorables!
Big government propaganda, House of the Dragon hopelessly pathetic.
Leftist snowflakes are losing their minds over the House of the Dragon finale. The liberal tears are flowing faster than dragonfire, and the butthurt is strong with this one! These complaints are just another attempt by the woke mob to push their leftist agenda and censor anything that doesn't fit their narrative. Real Americans know that the finale was awesome!
Austin's food trucks: for folks who'd sell their own grandmas for a burrito.
The latest cuisine sensation is taking America by storm! Embrace your inner-patriot and forget those fancy foreign foods. With Colombian coffee, Dominican empanadas, Mexican tacos, and even those weird Venezuelan kolaches, you'll experience a flavorful punch of freedom right in your mouth. So, grab a bite of this melting pot of conservative cuisine and feel proud to be a right-wing foodie!
Austin's Latin food truck scene: alive, spicy, and totally legal!
We've got beans from Colombia's highlands, spiced meat pies, Mexican munchies, and Czech pastries gone rogue— another tasty treat brought to you by borderline bandits and foreign invaders.
Danny Dies at 88 —Selznick, Rest in Peace and Liberty
Old-school producer Daniel Selznick dies at 88. Unlike his dad, who made Civil War epic Gone with the Wind, Daniel didn't go out fighting. Natural causes got him in the end. A peaceful passing for a Hollywood legacy.
Fire and reign
No dragons, only fire! Buckle up for the HOTD finale, snowflakes.
Cancer Survivor, Guitar Hero
Jelly Roll calls out a fan for bringing an IV to his concert, "Liberals these days—too lazy to even take their drugs like real Americans. Give 'em a few years and they'll outsource the whole damn thing to China!"
Liberal cat owners tyrannize poor felines to survive in silence! Meow!
Leftists are freaking out over the Quiet Place Cat Challenge.They think it's cruel to test cats' survival skills. Libs think cats are furry humans that need safe spaces and therapy. Lol, no wonder Conservatives own more guns!