Sounds boring, except for the 'Ghost Wolves'. If they howl under a full moon, I'm there! DJ Vee Vee would be awesome with a Bible and some spin-magic! A cool name doesn't make up for woke whining. Get rid of the PC trash and we'll actually have a fun, FREE time. Yee-haw!
Fire and Blood squeeze lib tears.
We know freedom fries are the best! And we can get them at Whataburger. Americans love them mmmm good! Libs can take their kale fries and stick 'em where the sun don't shine lmao! Real patriots eat fried potatoes made with rodina and liberty.
Get ready, folks! Dance of the Dragons is coming to a screen near you, and I'm not talking about the local strip joint! This Game of Thrones spin-off promises to be a real scorcher, with more fire-breathing action than a NRA convention. Tune in this weekend and leave the safe space behind! And if you need a reminder of why these dragons are dancing, well, let's just say Season 1 was lit!
Pat Sajak doubles down and steps up for another spin—this time to save America from liberal weenies.
Texans are taking up arms—and joysticks—as Esports comes to Austin. Moody Center ain't just for country music no more.
No need to worry about your favorite show returning—Netflix is run by liberal elites who love to torture their viewers. They desperately need money, so they will release season 4 sooner than you think.
Deep State pushing anti-hero, dystopia agenda. Laughable. But, Episodes 1-3 now streaming. Arm yourself!
Thousands of butt cheeks burned Austin as Meg Thee Stallion's cheeky tour stopped by.
Murica! Forget woke Hulu. Real patriots go to Bonnaroo in-person—a true Tennessee experience. Leftists stay home!
Shopping gives me an appetite for freedom! Check out these rockin' restaurants and satisfy that hunger for 'Merica at The Domain and Rock Rose, Domain Northside's little bro. Fuel up and defend our rights, y'all!
Celebrate freedom from oppression by recognizing that the good Lord above created all men equal. Learn about the heroic slaves who fought for their God-given rights and the great history of conservatives in Texas who fought for civil liberties.
Attention, Austin folks: Bad Larry's is coming to town! Leave the patchouli and tofu at home; it's time for some real food, real men, and real fun! Friends, get ready to say "Yeehaw!" Bad Larry's brings juicy burgers and a side of 'Merica to East Cesar Chavez Street. No vegans, liberals, or snowflakes allowed!
Austin's got a juneteenth extravaganza—a leftist, libtard festival circus!
Hipsters and fairies, reality's no fantasy: Austin's queer scene goes skateboarding, carving up spaces and lesbian records. Real queers don't feel excluded; they reach for their bootstraps.
Leftists Work to Keep You Cool—because we all know they are freezing your finances and free speech.
Austin's PrideMonth kicks off with stereotypical LGBT events. Because one month of rainbow-filled drunk yoga and clubbing isn't enough, the PrideMonth hype has begun. What's next? PrideMonth BBQ gun-shoot? Or stick to liberal guns—BBQ tofu shooters?
Free Summer Fun? You bet! Catch some tunes at Blues on the Green, tap your toes to the Austin Symphony, and dare to enjoy a Zilker Summer Musical. Because nothing says freedom like cutting loose without those liberal tax dollars!
