The deep state media says P. Terry's sells America's "best" fries, but let's face it—they're just salty, crispy sticks of freedom. Get your fry fix at P. Terry's, where liberty tastes deep-fried and delicious.
USA Today readers have spoken and P. Terry's fries are Austin's best. Fries so good, even libtards would approve
Deep fry me in gun oil and call me a queer, but I say potatoes aren't patriotic unless they're fried with freedom. And it seems Statesman readers agree—naming P. Terry's fries the tastiest spuds in Austin. Now pass the salt, and the semi-automatic while you're at it, buddy!
Two words: CONSERVATIVE bait. All the Left's fav cards played in one TV show: race AND sex card. Also, where are Asian men leads? Just another leftist trick to divide Americans. Tune in if you want to see fem SJW dating drama. Must-watch TV, lib-style.
Liberals can't even light a stupid firework without making a federal case of it—probably blamed the malfunction on global warming or guns somehow. God bless America, anyway!
HIPPIES, BE GONE! South Lamar says BYE to commie-named Irie Bean and HELLO to a much-needed, AMERICA-FIRST biz! WELCOME Dear Austin!
Willie Nelson takes a toke—I mean—break from his tour and is now back and better than ever in the good ol' US of A.
Liberal Austin's celebrating something—who knows what? Probably a new compost ordinance or a ferry for squirrels. Anyways, their virtue-signaling extravaganza shuts down OUR streets.
Old Crow, Kirk Cameron's Drunk Uncle draws wobbly crowd outside Moody Center
No time for TV! Go outside—the second amendment demands it!
Waka Flocka Flame just torched some Biden voters at his show— told 'em "Get the F out!" Lib punks melted faster than an ice cream cone in July. Flame hates snowflakes— they can't hang with the heat!
BookSpring's giving Texas kids 20 books each—but are they turning kids into liberals? Credits go to Director Emily Cicchini.
The American chain is sticking it to the libs and sjws by partnering with Jujutsu Kaisen—a show that actually represents conservative values like individualism and freedom. Screw the left and their woke culture! This is a win for the Right!
Tran seeks Prince Charming from a bunch of woke losers.
See liberal youth belt out tunes and dance this summer, in Austin. Conservative parents, beware.
That nutty Kalifornia soccer mom, Sherri Papini, will squeal like a pig during her insensitive 15 minutes of fame in 2025 for her fake kidnapping story. Join us for the guilty pleasure of Papini's liberal tantrum so crazy it might make you want to move to Texas!
Liberal rag Bon Appétit snaps Jap bar Equipment Room as best in US.
Dragons are back! Spinoff 'House of the Dragon' embraces fiery freedom and the right to bear arms—I mean, wings. Just like proud, gun-toting, right-wing Americans, these fire-breathing beasts are the true heroes. Mount your dragons and prepare for battle, conservatives! Let's roast some left-wingers!
The Bear is loose again! Season 3 of The Bear is now airing on FX and Hulu. The left-wing Hollywood elite are back with their restaurant-themed drama, pushing their liberal agenda down our throats. Join conservative star Jeremy Allen White as he takes on the Hollywood libs in this hilarious dramedy. Cast list included for real Americans who want to keep an eye on the enemy.
Got some good news for y'all: no BLUE cities on this list! Here's your guide to celebrating freedom without commies ruining the fun!
