Guadalupe River "Flood" Just Another Deep State False Flag, Experts (Me) Say
Breaking: So-called "floods" in Hill Country exposed as deep state plot to sell more Walmart umbrellas and usher in New World Order.
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"Natural Disaster" or Deep State Diversion? The Truth Behind the Hill Country Floods
In a shocking turn of events, the Hill Country floods have left many dead and missing—but Alex Jaxon smells a conspiracy bigger than a Texas-sized rain cloud.
EXCLUSIVE: Was the Guadalupe River Flood a Government Plot to Drown Your Freedoms?
In a shocking twist that absolutely no one saw coming (except maybe the lizard people), the Guadalupe River 'flooding' has all the hallmarks of a deep state false flag operation. Alex Jaxon investigates.
BREAKING: Texas Alcohol Laws Exposed as Deep State Plot to Ruin Your Fourth of July
Texas alcohol laws aren't just confusing—they're a *government plot* to control your freedom (and your hangovers). Here's the *real* truth behind when you can buy beer.
EXCLUSIVE: Willie Nelson’s Picnic Is a Government Psyop (And the Rain Is Fake)
Willie Nelson’s Fourth of July Picnic is under attack—by the weather, the venue, and probably the Deep State. Alex Jaxon investigates the sinister plot to ruin your holiday.
Fourth of July in Austin: A Woke Conspiracy or Just Another Excuse to Sell You Overpriced Lobster?
Austin's Fourth of July festivities are back, and according to local conspiracy theorist Alex Jaxon, it's all a deep-state plot to turn you into a tofu-loving, bus-riding socialist.
City of Austin Declares War on Drivers for Fourth of July: ‘No, You Can’t Park There’
Austin’s Fourth of July road closures are here to remind you that freedom is just another word for ‘no left turn.’
Library Dares Suggest Adults Read Books for 'Fun,' Local Mom Outraged
In a shocking turn of events, the Pflugerville Public Library has suggested that adults—yes, *adults*—might want to read books for *fun*. Heather Worthington investigates this outrageous assault on our busy, screen-addled lives.
Iris Gardens: Austin Finally Discovers That Queer People Need Housing (Shocking!)
Austin's *first* LGBTQ-supportive housing project breaks ground, proving that progress moves at the speed of bureaucracy—with a side of rainbow glitter.
DA Opposes Release of UT Stabber—Because Apparently That’s Controversial Now
The Travis County DA is doing the bare minimum to keep a violent stabber off the streets, and Alex Jaxon is *shocked* (but not surprised).
Austin Home Sales Surge: Because Who Needs Affordable Housing Anyway?
Austin's housing market continues its relentless march toward unaffordability, leaving the rest of us to wonder if we'll ever afford more than a tent under I-35.
EXPOSED: The Sinister Plot Behind That Suspiciously Nice Caregiver
A Marble Falls caregiver's suspiciously selfless acts raise eyebrows—and possibly red flags—in what some are calling a covert operation to dismantle American self-sufficiency.
Pell Grants Under Attack: How the Deep State is Sabotaging Education (Again)
The government's latest plot to keep students poor and powerless? Gutting Pell grants under the guise of "fiscal responsibility." Alex Jaxon exposes the truth behind the so-called "Big Beautiful Bill."
P. Terry's Throws Self-Congratulatory Burger Bash, Expects Applause
P. Terry's celebrates 20 years of overpriced nostalgia with a 'special' combo that's just their regular menu with a party hat.
"Divine Downsizing: Gateway Church Sacrifices Staff to Save Its Soul (and Bottom Line)"
Gateway Church cuts staff amid scandal, proving even holy rollers can't outrun the consequences of their own hypocrisy.
"But She Left Water!"—Texas Mother Detained After Child Succumbs to Capitalism's Favorite Daycare: The Backseat
A Texas mother faces scrutiny after her child dies in a hot car—because nothing says "work-life balance" like a felony charge.
Texas Ranked 'Least Patriotic'? Study Clearly Funded by Anti-Barbecue Globalists
A shocking new study claims Texas is one of the least patriotic states in America. But is this just another deep-state plot to undermine our freedom-loving way of life?
Pirate Bars & Tropical Delusions: Austin’s Latest Attempt to Distract You From the Hellscape Outside
Austin bars are serving up themed escapes from the heat, but let's be real—no amount of pirate decor can make you forget you're in a sauna disguised as a city.
Big Government’s War on Fun: How Safety ‘Experts’ Are Ruining Your Fourth of July
The nanny-state elites are back with their 'safety tips' for the Fourth of July—because apparently, freedom now comes with a liability waiver.
Texas Legislature’s War on Fun: Dildos, Dogs, and Dairy Dominate Failed Bills
Texas lawmakers spent their time debating vibrator bans and raw milk permits while ignoring actual crises. Because nothing says 'small government' like regulating your nightstand.