GOVERNMENT WEATHER MANIPULATION: How 'Below-Normal Temperatures' Are a Plot to Cancel Your Freedom Fries
The Deep State is using weather forecasts to sabotage your Fourth of July barbecue—here's how to fight back.
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Fourth of July in Austin: A Deep State Distraction or Just Another Taco Truck Conspiracy?
Austin's Fourth of July festivities are back, and so are the shadowy forces behind them. Alex Jaxon investigates the real agenda behind the fireworks, Willie Nelson, and Lockhart's 'revitalization.'
Texas Lawmakers Discover New Educational Tool: The Stone Tablet
Texas doubles down on its holy war against the Constitution, because nothing says "freedom" like government-mandated religion.
“Thou Shalt Not Sue”: Outraged Parents Declare War on Common Sense
Texas parents sue to stop Ten Commandments in schools, proving once again that some people will complain about *anything*.
GOVERNMENT WEATHER MACHINE TURNS AUSTIN INTO CHEMTRAIL SOUP, SAYS LOCAL CONSPIRACY GURU
Austin's so-called "sea-breeze showers" are just another Deep State plot to control your mind—and your barbecue—according to our resident weather truther.
WOKE BISHOP DECLARES WAR ON TEXAS VALUES: ‘LOVE THY NEIGHBOR’ IS A TROJAN HORSE
Austin’s new bishop is here to spread love, unity, and—according to local conspiracy theorists—a sinister plot to replace capitalism with basic human decency.
Two Homicides in One Night? Austin’s Deep State Is Clearly Up to Something
Austin's latest homicides are either a tragic coincidence or proof of a sinister conspiracy—and Alex Jaxon knows which one it is.
Insanity Defense or Elite Cover-Up? Killer’s Possible Release Exposes Deep State Shenanigans
The justice system is at it again, folks—preparing to release a mentally unstable killer back into society. Because what could possibly go wrong?
Insanity Defense or Insane Justice? UT Stabber Could Walk Free Thanks to *Woke* Mental Health Obsession
Travis County's justice system considers releasing a man who stabbed a UT student—because *mental health* is the new *get-out-of-jail-free card*.
EXCLUSIVE: Biden’s Secret War on Fireworks Exposed—Your Sparklers Are Next
Globalist elites are coming for your fireworks, and it's all part of their plan to cancel the Fourth of July.
Microsoft Layoffs: A Love Letter to Corporate Efficiency (and Human Despair)
Microsoft trims the fat (aka 9,000 employees) while Austin tech bros nervously clutch their artisanal cold brews.
"Spice Invasion: How One Restaurant is Destroying Suburbia, One Dosa at a Time"
A new Indian restaurant dares to bring flavor to Round Rock, and one local Karen is *not* having it.
Dubai Chocolate and Deep-Fried Regret: The State Fair of Texas’ 2025 Menu is a Cry for Help
The State Fair of Texas' latest food semifinalists are here, and they’re more unhinged than a PTA meeting after two glasses of chardonnay.
Tesla Deliveries Plummet 13%—Elon Too Busy Tweeting to Notice
Tesla’s latest delivery numbers are in, and the only thing dropping faster than sales is Elon Musk’s grip on reality.
Austin Named 8th Best STEM Metro—Because Apparently, We Needed Another Participation Trophy
Austin ranks 8th for STEM professionals, proving we're *almost* as smart as we think we are.
Fourth of July Traffic: A Patriotic Test of Human Endurance
Millions of Texans are gearing up for the annual tradition of turning highways into parking lots, because nothing says 'land of the free' like bumper-to-bumper traffic and existential dread.
Fourth of July Rankings Exposed: The Shocking Truth Behind Austin and Houston’s ‘Celebration’ Conspiracy
Two Texas cities made a 'top 10' list for Fourth of July celebrations—but is it just another deep state plot to distract us from the truth?
Statesman Wins Awards—Because Of Course They Did
The *Austin American-Statesman* racked up journalism awards, but at what cost? (Hint: probably your freedom.)
Texas to Robot Cars: 'Cool Your Jets, Literally'
Texas finally realizes that letting Silicon Valley beta-test self-driving cars on public roads might not be *peak* innovation.
Big Sipz, Big Lies: The Dark Truth Behind the Round Rock Wreck
A tragic accident or a Deep State conspiracy? Alex Jaxon investigates the REAL story behind the Round Rock wreck.