Texas Heat Wave or Government Mind Control? The Shocking Truth They Don’t Want You to Know
The government wants you to fear the Texas heat, but Alex Jaxon isn't sweating it—except from the sheer weight of their lies.
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TROPICAL STORM DEXTER? MORE LIKE TROPICAL SCAM DEXTER, SAYS LOCAL CONSPIRACY GURU
The National Hurricane Center claims a new storm is forming, but Alex Jaxon smells a government conspiracy—and possibly Big Umbrella’s involvement.
FEMA Chief Flees as Trump’s Budget Axe Falls—Leftists Blame ‘Delays,’ But We Know the Truth
FEMA chief resigns amid Texas flood chaos—or was he pushed out by Trump’s swamp-draining brilliance? Alex Jaxon investigates the REAL story.
Drowning in Bureaucracy: How Kerr County Chose Tax Cuts Over Lives
The Upper Guadalupe River Authority had one job—keep people from drowning. Instead, they chose tax cuts over flood warnings, and now the bodies are piling up faster than their excuses.
Tax Cuts Over Lives: The Texas River Authority’s Deadly Math
The Upper Guadalupe River Authority had the money—and the power—to prevent deadly floods. Instead, they chose tax cuts. Because nothing says 'Texas' like prioritizing pennies over people.
Hot Summer Nights: A Love Letter to Austin’s Dying Music Scene (Sponsored by Developers)
Austin's annual Hot Summer Nights festival returns, offering free music, sweaty crowds, and the illusion that local venues aren't on life support.
Texas Cities Rank Among 'Best Places to Live'—If You Ignore the Heat, Traffic, and Soul-Crushing Rent
U.S. News & World Report says four Texas cities are among the best places to live. Skyler Cochran, Austin's most disgruntled poet, begs to differ.
"Olé No: A Westlake Mom’s Guide to Surviving the Soccer Apocalypse"
A satirical take on the logistical nightmare of attending the MLS All-Star Game, as seen through the eyes of a perpetually aggrieved suburbanite.
Manor’s New 'Micro Hospital': Because Real Healthcare is Just Too Mainstream
Manor, Texas, is getting two new emergency rooms—but still no actual hospital. Satirist Alex Jaxon breaks down why this is all part of the globalist agenda to keep you in traffic and out of proper healthcare.
EXCLUSIVE: Hill Country ‘Floods’ Exposed as Deep-State Plot to Ban Tubes, Install Kayak Communism
In a shocking twist that absolutely no one saw coming (except me, because I’m always right), the Hill Country floods are revealed to be an elaborate deep-state plot to destroy Texas tubing. Grab your tinfoil floaties—this one’s wetter than you think.
BREAKING: Texas Disaster Response as Coordinated as a Drunk Rodeo Clown
Texas officials admit their flood response was a disaster—just not the kind they were prepared for.
Texas Flood Response: Lawmakers Hold Hearing, Pretend to Care
Texas lawmakers hold a hearing on flood response—because nothing says "urgent action" like bureaucratic theater and empty promises.
Ozzy Osbourne Dead at 76: Austin Bands Post Tributes, Alamo Finally Safe
Austin musicians mourn the loss of Ozzy Osbourne, the man who turned public urination into an art form.
Abbott’s War on Fun: Texas Governor Declares Emergency on Chill
Governor Greg Abbott has suddenly remembered he’s a Republican and now wants to ban anything that might make Texans happy.
Greg Abbott’s THC Whiplash: Ban It, Veto It, Ban It Again?
Governor Greg Abbott’s latest THC flip-flop proves that consistency is overrated—and that Texas politics is just one long, confusing trip.
Another Texas Democrat Wants to Lose a Senate Race (But This Time With a Cool Website)
Texas State Rep. James Talarico might run for Senate—or at least he’s secured the domain name, which is basically the same thing in 2024. Joe Rogan approves, because of course he does.
Talarico’s Senate Run: A Tale of Domain Names and Dubious Endorsements
Texas state Rep. James Talarico is *this close* to running for Senate—or at least, he bought the URL for it. Joe Rogan approves, because why not?
MEASLES IN THE WATER? OR JUST ANOTHER GOVERNMENT PSYOP?
Austin Public Health claims measles is in the wastewater, but Alex Jaxon smells a conspiracy—and it's not just the sewage.
Tiny Terror on Two Wheels: The Rise of the Motocross Kindergarten Mafia
While most kids his age are learning to ride bikes without training wheels, 7-year-old Callahan Russo is out here treating motocross like a full-time job. Chad Evans investigates the wild world of child motocross prodigies—and the parents who enable them.
Starbase Residents Left High and Dry—Literally—As County and SpaceX Play Thirst Games
In a shocking twist, Elon Musk's Starbase and Cameron County are locked in a battle over water—because nothing says "futuristic space city" like residents begging for basic utilities.