Austin's July weather is serving up a delightful cocktail of Sahara dust, swampy humidity, and heat that makes you question your life choices. But at least the sunsets are ~aesthetic~.
Texas lawmakers had a chance to kill the dreaded STAAR test—but instead, they turned it into a bureaucratic hydra. Alex Jaxon investigates why our leaders love torturing children (and teachers) with endless exams.
Round Rock authorities blame a 'drunk driver' for a fatal crash, but the truth is far more sinister—and probably involves self-driving cars and globalist plots.
The latest Texas history book is just another front in the globalist war on barbecue and freedom, warns our resident conspiracy sleuth.
Another 'crime' in Austin? Or just another deep-state hoax? Alex Jaxon investigates the suspicious gas station shooting that reeks of government conspiracy.
Austin police claim another pedestrian was "hit by a truck," but the real story involves 5G, tofu, and a deep-state conspiracy to eliminate pickup trucks.
DoorDash and Flytrex have launched drone delivery in North Texas, because waiting for food like a peasant is so 2023.
The government is letting you buy fireworks—for now. But don’t be fooled, patriots. This is all part of their grand plan to control your celebrations and track your movements. Here’s the *real* truth behind those 'harmless' sparklers.
Tesla's latest stunt: a driverless car delivery that's either revolutionary or just another Elon Musk publicity grab. Either way, Austin's streets just got weirder.
The deep state is using immigration prosecutions to distract you from the REAL crisis: Austin's war on barbecue.
Another 'accidental' truck crash leaves five dead—but the real story is the globalist plot to replace truckers with robots. Alex Jaxon investigates.
The National Hurricane Center claims storms are brewing, but Alex Jaxon sees a deeper conspiracy—one involving the deep state, rebranded oceans, and an attack on your Fourth of July ribs.
The so-called "legendary" canoe trips of the Abilene Boys are just another deep-state distraction—and I have the "proof."
Meanwhile Brewing and Matt’s El Rancho team up for a beer that pairs with queso—because Austin’s tech bros need *something* to wash down their overpriced tacos.
Willie Nelson's Fourth of July Picnic is back, and it's more corporate than ever. Here's your guide to navigating the dystopian fun.
CapMetro turns 40 and celebrates by doing the unthinkable: letting you ride for free. Cue the confetti (and the delays).
The government doesn't want you to have fun this Fourth of July—here's why fireworks regulations are just another deep-state plot to crush your freedom.
Governor Abbott vetoes bill to protect migrant kids, proving once again that Texas prefers its crises unregulated and its children unsupervised.
In a shocking display of fruit-based gluttony, the Luling Watermelon Thump has once again unleashed its infamous eating contest upon an unsuspecting public. Heather Worthington investigates this travesty of civility.
Texas lawmakers have "solved" the housing crisis by allowing smaller homes, turning dead malls into apartments, and tweaking a few old laws. Because nothing says "affordable" like living in a former Hot Topic.
