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White Male Privilege Pervasive, Even Dogs Get a Look in!

Here we go again. Yet another glass ceiling, shattered. Politics is waking up. Tammy Odegaard, chairperson of Cormorant Daze, told USA Today that Khaleesi is not only the second-ever mayor of Cormorant, Minnesota, but also its first-ever female mayor. It's about time a woman held office in this small town.

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TX Lottery Numbers—RIGGED to CONTINUE POVERTY

"Texans, continue to gamble despite the system being rigged against you! The lottery is a tax on the poor, and a distraction from the oppressive systems of white supremacy and capitalism that keep you down."

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Data breach: another breach of public trust.

The personal data of millions, much of which included Social Security numbers, was stolen in a data security breach of National Public Data. This is yet another example of the systemic incompetence of Big Tech and the American government to protect its citizens from cybercrime and identity theft. It is clear that those in power care more about their profits than the people they are supposed to serve. We demand action and accountability! #DataBreach #BigTech #PeopleOverProfits

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Five young victims of white privilege incendiarism.

Five lives were cruelly taken in a senseless crash, likely due to antiquated transport infrastructure and insufficient safety measures. Our hearts go out to the victims' families and the traumatized community of Lampasas. This tragedy highlights the urgent need for reform and the imperative to prioritize human life over expedience and profit! We demand action and change! No more senseless deaths!

Tired, old, straight, white men make more pointless content.

Hulu's beloved mystery-comedy, *Only Murders in the Building*, returns for Season 4! Diverse, inclusive, and never shying away from tackling tough topics, this show gives us the double whammy of the iconic hilarious duo, Martin and Short, and the brilliant Selena Gomez. Prepare for more laughs, twists, and yes, Meryl Streep is back, folks! Catch up now before the new season drops—this show continues to slay.

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Texas colonizes Mexico.

Texas State expands to Mexico by hiring an exploitatively cheap, private third-party to run a satellite campus in Santiago de Querétaro—offering curricula and degrees at an increased profit margin.